Raj Logic

A revolution in modern day thinking. A world where things we wouldn't do in fear of getting caught, Raj Logic would allow it to be perfectly clear. Getting technology that doesn't work in our world will work in the Raj Logic world. Physics can be made up, just by multiplying by the Raj constant, a miraculous adjustment factor which is found by very sophisticated answer look up in the back of the book routines. Raj Logic would allow you to leave behind a bunch of nuts to find your way back.

Sachit can't get his PS3 work, clearly he wasn't using Raj Logic!

by Raj Logic's Friends June 5, 2007

Comic Logic

The suspension of disbelief that allows comic-book & sci-fi fans to gloss over certain facts that would otherwise cause them to argue for weeks, months, years online.

Examples:
1) Popular movies that have loud explosions taking place in the airless vacuum of space.

2) Green Lantern flying somewhere when he could just have his ring instantly teleport him to where he wants to go.

3) Batman not just shooting The Joker in the head & being done with it.

Fanboy: I thought it was cool when Spider-Man had organic web-shooters.

Shop Owner: Maybe. But shouldn't he have been shooting the webs out his ass then?

Fanboy: Comic logic, dude! Nobody wants to see that!!

by wesley2006 January 10, 2009

Em-Logic

when you adopt or buy an animal because you feel like the animal would suffer since you would be depriving it of your love

Em-Logic is a real thing all animal lovers suffer from.

by animalzRock20 October 30, 2017

logicked

To own someone with Logic

Her: Wow, you dont have any balls

Me: Your right, I dont.... I have testicles. BITCH YOU JUST GOT LOGICKED

by LOGICKEDYOURFACE August 19, 2009

Geddo logic

The act of using an arguement that directly contends or does not aid ones aim/point in an insult comeback. This form of insult comeback was originally created by A. Geddo. Geddo Logic is usually used in a frivilous or retarded manner and takes the place of a response in the form of a question.

How am I dumb? I live near a school.
How am I racist? My dads from Argentina.
How is it obvious? We're on TS.
How am I gay? My parents had me.
...Geddo Logic

by David J King April 17, 2007

Chinese logic

The logic employed in Chinese-speaking communities throughout the world. Linked closely to Chinese language and culture and, as such, often confuses and confounds outsiders.

A: Check it out. A guy from Taiwan submitted a resume to us that includes his blood type. What's up with that?

B: Get with the program. He's just using Chinese logic. They include that information on resumes over there.

by Amy Wang December 12, 2006

logic

Something that makes mathematical sense.

Exact reasoning, or knowing what is true and how to know whether it is true.

The by-product of thinking without relying on emotions.

Simple logic: If the kid smokes weed and smoking weed will cause cancer, therefore the kid will get cancer. (even though that's open for debate).

There is no form of logic in a woman's method of thinking.

by AYB October 18, 2003