(noun)
People on the left wing who support:
the 1st ammendment
minorities
the enviroment
freedom from oppression
and
not bombing people
unluckily though, most people who say they are liberal, are whiny tenagers who are just doing it to go against the norm.
not to be confused with democrat, which tho more liberal than conservative, are still mostly to the right.
People on the left wing who support:
the 1st ammendment
minorities
the enviroment
freedom from oppression
and
not bombing people
unluckily though, most people who say they are liberal, are whiny tenagers who are just doing it to go against the norm.
not to be confused with democrat, which tho more liberal than conservative, are still mostly to the right.
by Pie is good May 2, 2005
Get the liberal mug.An individual who is against oppression but believes the private sector and big business should be oppressed. One who does not understand that the private sector pays taxes and creates jobs. An individual who believes holding hands and peacefull existence will provide a model example to all mankind; and in doing so every culture and society will embrace a dove and release it in unity. This action will lead to flowers in the hair and the abolition of the oil industry. Which in turn will change humanity from ambitious to a stagnate homeostasis. This individual will give no concern to socioeconomics but will embrace the idea that group sharing provides everything. An individual that does not fully understand the essence of cause and effect. An individual whose intellect is "below par". An outright hypocrite. One who denies reality. One who lives in fairytale land. Any individual who believes humanity in its current form can work together as a peacefull whole without laws and war. One who does not believe in organized government (the man), but believes the government should provide for everyone.
A Liberal Hippy drives their car around town to distribute flyers that say "Stop driving cars". A Liberal Hippy fights for peace. A Liberal Hippy doesn't understand why executives should earn more money than a grocery attendant. Liberal Hippies don't embrace the idea of payment for work. Liberal Hippies deny the razor and deodorant. Liberal hippies believe the government should take care of everyone. Liberal Hippies believe "Obama gonna pay my bills".
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by The real Soulja BOY September 16, 2006
Get the Flaming Liberal mug.A variant of the more common bleeding-heart liberal. A person who claims affiliation to the political left, regardless of party (though they are in highest concentration in the ranks of the Green Party), who is very far on the liberal side. These people are focused on all aspects of liberalism, but place special emphasis on gay/transgendered rights.
Jim is a bleeding heart liberal like his wife Tina, but Blake is a bleeding ass liberal who thinks Tina should be married with a transgendered person named Tiffany.
by Demon Phoenix 1337 October 4, 2004
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Get the Liberal mug.A socio-political group that believes the best way to stamp out things like crime, unacceptable behavior, and other forms of social deviance is to legalize and/or accept everything. However, the hypocrisy of Liberals stems from their intolerance of anything that is not a liberal; i.e., they accept anything but a conservative mindset.
Examples:
1. Drug dealers will no longer be criminals if we legalize drugs, so let's do that.
2. Gays will no longer be ostracized if we legalize gay marriage, so let's do that.
3. Christians are an awfully intolerant lot; let's outlaw Christianity in public places like schools and judicial institutions.
Another political core attribute of the Liberal is to exploit demographics to gain power. This is accomplished by convincing low-income, no income, and/or non-residents (read: illegal aliens) that the rich somehow owe them something, but that the benefit comes from the Liberals and not from the rich who are actually footing the bill. So when the voting booths open, all the people who don't work for a living vote for more people who don't work for a living so that those who do work for a living can work their asses off to support useless people.
This can be seen in the government's "Section 8 Housing" program, where foreigners move to the United States with their 5 children, no husband, and are immediately set up in a free apartment with free food stamps, free health coverage, and free Cox High-Speed Internet and Digital Cable. Don't believe me? I audit Section 8 Housing for a living. I see it first hand. You, the taxpayers, are getting fucked in the ass and not even being kissed first.
Yet another important note about Liberals is that they flaunt surpluses as if the money came out of Heaven like the Manna of the Old Testament. They fail to tell you that an $80 Billion surplus doesn't mean they're frugal, it means they overcharged the taxpayers $80B. Sorry you can't pay your rent, but hey, at least there was an $80 Billion surplus so the government must be doing something right.
The final thing I'll note about Liberals is that they will get all offended by this definition, thinking it implies Conservatives are smarter and/or always right, which is purely not the case. Both sides suck in their own particular way, welcome to human nature.
Examples:
1. Drug dealers will no longer be criminals if we legalize drugs, so let's do that.
2. Gays will no longer be ostracized if we legalize gay marriage, so let's do that.
3. Christians are an awfully intolerant lot; let's outlaw Christianity in public places like schools and judicial institutions.
Another political core attribute of the Liberal is to exploit demographics to gain power. This is accomplished by convincing low-income, no income, and/or non-residents (read: illegal aliens) that the rich somehow owe them something, but that the benefit comes from the Liberals and not from the rich who are actually footing the bill. So when the voting booths open, all the people who don't work for a living vote for more people who don't work for a living so that those who do work for a living can work their asses off to support useless people.
This can be seen in the government's "Section 8 Housing" program, where foreigners move to the United States with their 5 children, no husband, and are immediately set up in a free apartment with free food stamps, free health coverage, and free Cox High-Speed Internet and Digital Cable. Don't believe me? I audit Section 8 Housing for a living. I see it first hand. You, the taxpayers, are getting fucked in the ass and not even being kissed first.
Yet another important note about Liberals is that they flaunt surpluses as if the money came out of Heaven like the Manna of the Old Testament. They fail to tell you that an $80 Billion surplus doesn't mean they're frugal, it means they overcharged the taxpayers $80B. Sorry you can't pay your rent, but hey, at least there was an $80 Billion surplus so the government must be doing something right.
The final thing I'll note about Liberals is that they will get all offended by this definition, thinking it implies Conservatives are smarter and/or always right, which is purely not the case. Both sides suck in their own particular way, welcome to human nature.
The Liberals are for Big Government, Big Taxes, Big Spending, and Big Talk. They disguise this by accusing the Conservatives of being Big Brother.
by JustAnotherGuy February 19, 2005
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At the risk of being revealed as a lipstick liberal, Steve gave an exaggerated nod of concurrence when the senior partner quoted Michael Moore.
by Sue Fett February 3, 2007
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