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Last Paper Syndrome

LPS stands for Last Paper Syndrome
It is a delusion that exams are completed.

It happens when there is just one exam left and a person does nothing related to studies. It is worse that being lazy. Just one exam left but brain is already in holiday mode.
"DUDE! Your exam starts in three hours; why are you making an elephant out of old macaroni?"
"It's my last exam of the semester - I have Last Paper Syndrome."
by Anshuuuuuu June 16, 2022
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last surprise

You try to run me through
Hold on
Think again
Don't you know
What you're starting?
But you sure ain't got a clue
How bad
This will go
Don't you know
Know my art
And as you look to the horizon
Not a cloud
But then stormy weather's caught you cold
Seems like it crept up out of nowhere
All around you
It's not quite what you foretold
You'll never see it coming
You'll see that my mind is too fast for eyes
You're done in
By the time it's hit you, your last surprise
Ooh
Ooh
Ooh
Ooh
You think you got your game
Planned out
To a T
Yet I'm two
Steps ahead yeah
So, you step into my way
Stand down
It's a trap
One more step
And you're dead
Why just a picosecond ago
Clear blue skies
But now lightning's struck your last resolve
It's not an accident that no one
Hears your cries
As your last strength seems to dissolve
You'll never see it coming
You'll see that my mind is too fast for eyes
You're done in
By the time it's hit you, your last surprise
I'm coming
For you
My game's always so fast, so fine
You're spun in
By the net, you didn't catch it in time
Ooh
Ooh
Ooh
Ooh
Better think
About your game
Are you sure
Your next move's the right one for you?
Are you sure
You won't get outmaneuvered
Again and again my friend?
You'll never see it coming
You'll see that my mind is too fast for eyes
You're done in
By the time it's hit you, your last surprise
I'm coming
For you
My game's always so fast, so fin-
by anonymous October 8, 2022
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The last 10% is 90% backwash

A phrase conveying the idea that the last 10% of a drink is comprised of 90% backwash.
Bro 1: Dude, you can't leave a wounded soldier on the table.
Bro 2: No bra, The last 10% is 90% backwash anyway. There's basically no beer in there.
by Nrbelex September 28, 2010
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"Oh my God, you were amazing. Do it again; just like last night, only better."
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What is Obama's last name

Sadly the humanity will never know this or will we?
1st guy: Sup bro, hey do you know what is Obama's last name?
2nd guy: Yes its...Ohh shit
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