by The cat in the bat August 8, 2024

A cruel and unusual form of death from PowerPoint, charts, long meetings, and emergency management procedures. Known to cause Blindness (temporary or permanent) from having to stare at loud, multi-colored, Ralph Furley-looking button-up shirts.
by TotalFraud73 May 10, 2023

Lance is a Norwegian name that is mostly upper class, Lance is known as a lord. Can be harsh and can often be a name that appears in court. Over all Lance is an upper class elegant name.
by Lord Fitzgerald October 21, 2019

by hahahahahpenishelloman February 2, 2024

When the size of the turd exceeds the allotted space within the toilet bowl. When trying to flush the object, it merely darts around the hole not continuing it's journey.
"Damn dude, I had a serious Dancing Lance last night. It took about four flushes before it finally went down."
by toastedfresh October 26, 2017

1.) Having never lived up to the expectations, pressure, or hype.
2.) A flash in the pan.
3.) soon to be official BUST
2.) A flash in the pan.
3.) soon to be official BUST
by Johnbadpicklynch September 19, 2022

An amazing friend. Super funny, interested in a variety of topics and very down-to-Earth, this is a friend who will be honest to you no matter what, and always is able to see the logical side of things. All in all, definitely someone people can trust! Very talkative and considerate of others, despite his own issues he's always able to look out for his other friends in life, and I admire that about him. You're amazing, Lance!
by placid! January 15, 2023
