Comment jacking

When Person A's comment on Person B's status message/post has more likes and the thread that follows is all about that comment and not about the original post at all.

Dude, stop comment jacking me all the time. I know you want to impress that girl on my friend list, but seriously, there are better ways, funny man

by persnickety.sushrut March 23, 2011

Ass-Joking

A silly statement or remark that makes oneself or another person look incompetent or sarcastic

Are you Ass-Joking yourself?

by jopl March 17, 2013

ass jacking

A form of cheating. To have sex with a married woman.

When I have sex with a married women I am ass jacking.

by assjacker420 August 18, 2013

Porn Jackings

Semen spent from masturbating to porn. Usually, the semen is ejaculated into a tissue or sock.

Please don't wipe your face with that dishrag, it has porn jackings in it.

by orangon September 6, 2013

Tag-jacking

On Facebook, when somone mentions you in a comment or tags you in a post completely irrevelant to you.

"OMG , like - he totally keeps tag-jacking me on posts his mom writes...she doesn't even know me... I mean really."

by James Kressley April 20, 2015

Scuba-Jacking

Jerkin it at the pool inconspicuously while scoping a hot babe

That chick was so hot all I could think about was Scuba-Jacking to get rid of this pool boner

by cpconstruction187 March 26, 2016

Jabba Jockin

To have mad pull with others like jabba the hut where you don't even have to do anything but sit there, be a boss, and get all of ones needs/wants met.

We all want to be a boss, but leave that to those persuasive bastards jabba jockin erewhere they go.

by Catirandafly October 30, 2016