cockblocker

one who keeps the poon running away

Cockblocker Duztin has a keen ability to drive the women away

by chuck d March 28, 2003

BockBlocked

When you half drunkenly rush down to your your local neighborhood "BlockBuster Video" 5 minutes before closing to rent a 99 cent shitty comedy, only to find, the door locked, a stoned video store employee checking in movies, while Shrek 2 plays on the in-store monitor. You succumb the higher powers, looking upwards, arms stretched outward... Why? The powers reply only symbolically. The illuminated BLOCKBUSTER VIDEO sign above is laughing down at you, silently clarifying, "You Have Been BOCKBLOCKED!"

"I don't know what to say baby. We're just going to have to watch Rush Hour 2 again... Fuck me, I got BockBlocked."

by DoftheA_200BC February 28, 2009

cockblocker

A person who blocks someone from getting laid

hey did u hear how errin blocked mike from getting laid last night geez what a cockblocker

by PENIS_SLAYER_2016 September 21, 2016

CockBlock

when some interferes with the desires of a cock

i was talking to this girl and kenneth just walks up to me and tries to start small talk... fuckin cockblock

by the man who fucked your wife August 27, 2009

cockblocker

Andy Long

"Who cockblocked you?"

"It was Andy Long."

by Janet Reno March 26, 2003

cockblocking

The act of publicly inviting someone (typically via social media) to suck your dick and then blocking them, presumably before getting your dick sucked.

Maj Toure is cockblocking up a storm on Twitter today.

by thesilverduke January 4, 2021

jock-block

when two or more females and at least one male are saying goodnight and the situation occurs where one female makes the other say goodnight before her to prevent the first girl being alone with male.

'i wanted to kiss Mike back there and you like, totally jock-blocked me!'

by bea June 30, 2003