Grasp Of Faith

Going for the vaguely located absorbent paper when having an orgasm in the dark.

Yesterday I woke up just when I was about to wet dream, then I performed grasp of faith and ended up wasting a dirty pair of socks.

Its one thing turning the lights off for caution of the neighbors, and another going for grasp of faith every time.

by Kezzapgurbuz September 17, 2012

Spider Grip

A male masturbatory technique where the man interlocks his fingers, pinky to pointer, so the knuckles are touching. He then places his penis in between the "spider legs" and uses the grip to pleasure himself. This grip often involves the use of the thumbs on the head of the penis. The use of thumbs is often referred to as "Chelin" in reference to the name of a spiders mouth parts.

I'm not a big fan of the stranger, I think the spider grip feels way better.

My gf spider gripped me last night and it was amazing. She even chelied it!

by Mewt April 8, 2010

grain grippa

Old person, usually of grandfather age defined by an ability to nap through nearly any life situation. The term was given to describe the iron grasp such a 'grain grippa' has to their wooden rocking chair during such a siesta.

Kick in his door, steal his wallet or crank up the hit list, that grain grippa ain't gonna wake up for nobody.

by Robtor April 25, 2011

goose grip

The exercise for strengthening ones jaw with oral sex.

Yeah man, we worked out... She did 2 Goose Grip sets

by Goose_Grip23 June 1, 2017

gripping grain

The act of putting one's hands upon wood grain, an often faux-wood type of molding often found in luxury automobiles, especially on the steering wheel. However, in some cases, the wood is actually real. Gripping grain is often paired with leaning to one's right while driving.

If you're driving down Peachtree Road on a saturday night, you better be gripping grain.

by King of the A July 17, 2006

Grippin

To be holding drugs or other illegal substances with the intent to sell them.

My man was grippin' that rock the other night.

by Androck November 6, 2011

Losing Grip

When you drink past the part of the half gallon that has a hand hold. (the grip)

Me:"Did you make out with that fat girl last night?"
You:"Yeah, well i started losing grip around eleven."
Me:"Oh, i understand."

by Stacii Phipps&Sam Cirefice February 5, 2010