granny dumping

the act of placing an elderly relative in a hospice or assisted living facility so that they're not your problem anymore.

"granny dumping her would make all of our lives easier. we'd only have to visit on weekends."

by brendan July 22, 2004

granny ash

1. a long and usually unstable column of ash that occurs from not ashing a burning cigarette

2. cremated remains of a female grandparent

"When I woke from the drunken haze, I watched helplessly as the huge granny ash crumbled from my Virginia Slim, onto the rug."

"The eulogist tripped while holding the urn, and the mourners were covered in granny ash."

by scg September 17, 2004

Granny

A more powerful term for the word "shotgun"

If someone were to shotgun the front seat in a car, you can out do them by calling granny!
-annoying mate who always get stuff- "shotgun the front seat!"
-You- "hahaha fuck you, granny the front seat!"

by the boys from cdd January 22, 2009

Grannylover

someone who is a true G and likes the odd donna kebab but more the older woman

crum - part of the gunit

by Ginga April 11, 2005

grab-a-granny

The best thing to do when you are dumped by your girlfriend. go out and pull an old bird. the game consists of a pack of young males who attempt to shag the brains out of an attractive OLDER woman. Fuelled by booze these young males are letting themselves in for months of ribbing. Another problem is; when on boxing day, this one night stand turns up and is your mum's best friend, or dad's ex.

Alternatively, grab-a-granny could mean mugging a female pensioner.

Mark: "Oh no, i'm crushed. My janine has dumped me. Oh, woe is me."
Keith: "No worries bud. We're out tonight and we'll partake in grab-a-granny"

OR

Baz: "I need some cash for some crack and a whore."
Bez: "Ok, let's grab-a-granny, and claim it was noel edmonds."

by Jeffrey Douglas November 24, 2006

grandy

Rolling your eyes in the back of your head as a response to annoyance or stupidity of another persons questions or remarks.

I totally did a Grandy when she just asked where the any key was on the keyboard.

by J-9 February 15, 2007

Ur granny tranny

This is the worse thing you can possible hit someone with. Automatically destroys ur mom gay or ur dad lesbian

Kyle: lol Stephen ur mom gay and ur dad lesbian.
Stephen: lol stfu ur granny tranny.
Kyle:
*dies of hepatitis B*

by Geico's #1 Follower March 14, 2018