G-ood
O-rderly
D-irection
Another way to look at the word and whatit might represent heard in an AnA meeting
O-rderly
D-irection
Another way to look at the word and whatit might represent heard in an AnA meeting
by Matt January 23, 2005
Get the godmug. by shuned July 9, 2003
Get the godmug. Atheists believe in god. They believe humans are beings a greater than which cannot be concieved -- humans are god.
by JulieLemon January 4, 2008
Get the godmug. a unit of one
very sexy
exists outside of time
the only creator
the creator of all we know
free will wild card
pay master
very sexy
exists outside of time
the only creator
the creator of all we know
free will wild card
pay master
by 11:11 October 13, 2007
Get the godmug. A god is a supreme being who will give you good stuff if you honor them. They will screw you if you dis them.
A god is not to be confused with God.
God is one dude.
A god is any of a number of dudes.
All gods put together, do the same work as God.
The water god, the fire god, the fertility god, the pizza god.
There are also godesses. The fertility goddess and fertility god are joined together at the crotch.
If you pray to God, you go to heaven.
If you pray to a god, you get what they specialize in.
Pray to the pizza god, and you get a tasty pizza.
Pray to the fire god, and he gives you some wood to rub together, or a lighter.
A god is not to be confused with God.
God is one dude.
A god is any of a number of dudes.
All gods put together, do the same work as God.
The water god, the fire god, the fertility god, the pizza god.
There are also godesses. The fertility goddess and fertility god are joined together at the crotch.
If you pray to God, you go to heaven.
If you pray to a god, you get what they specialize in.
Pray to the pizza god, and you get a tasty pizza.
Pray to the fire god, and he gives you some wood to rub together, or a lighter.
Tom: "I wish we had a baby."
Lucy: "Me too. I guess I should pray to the fertility god."
Tom: "While you're at it, pray to the fertility godess too."
Lucy: "pray, pray, pray. pray. O great god and godess of the giant womb in the sky, please get me knocked up."
Later--
Tom: "Holy shit Lucy! I'm getting a big boner."
Lucy: "O my fucking god. I'm getting horny and wet in my vagina."
Tom: "What the hell is going on? What do I do with this boner?"
Lucy: "O Tom, place your giant penis inside me, and we shall make a baby."
hump, hump, hump.
Later-
Tom: "I think I'l pray to the cigarette god for a pack of Camel Lights."
Lucy: "and I'll pray to the god of fire for a lighter."
Tom: "I'll pray to the pizza god for a family size anchovie and jalapeno double cheese hand tossed pizza."
God: "Thou shalt have no gods before Me! To Hell with you!"
Tom and Lucy: "O God Damn!"
POOF!
Lucy: "Me too. I guess I should pray to the fertility god."
Tom: "While you're at it, pray to the fertility godess too."
Lucy: "pray, pray, pray. pray. O great god and godess of the giant womb in the sky, please get me knocked up."
Later--
Tom: "Holy shit Lucy! I'm getting a big boner."
Lucy: "O my fucking god. I'm getting horny and wet in my vagina."
Tom: "What the hell is going on? What do I do with this boner?"
Lucy: "O Tom, place your giant penis inside me, and we shall make a baby."
hump, hump, hump.
Later-
Tom: "I think I'l pray to the cigarette god for a pack of Camel Lights."
Lucy: "and I'll pray to the god of fire for a lighter."
Tom: "I'll pray to the pizza god for a family size anchovie and jalapeno double cheese hand tossed pizza."
God: "Thou shalt have no gods before Me! To Hell with you!"
Tom and Lucy: "O God Damn!"
POOF!
by morningwould January 4, 2013
Get the godmug. 
ok...tired of people arguing he exists. Whether he exists or not, u dont have to put hate messages
i believe...im not gonna cram my beliefs down your throat, but i beleive. I believe that God created the universe, and species evolved and so forth into humans. If you want proof God exists, wheres the proof that he DOESNT exist. no one knows for sure. but everything had to come from something,
and also, the bible isnt to be taken literally. They are just stories on how to live a good life. For example, obiously Adam and Eve werent real, but the stories and virtues that could be taken from Genesis are whats important. Dont take the bible literally, its just a guide.
i believe...im not gonna cram my beliefs down your throat, but i beleive. I believe that God created the universe, and species evolved and so forth into humans. If you want proof God exists, wheres the proof that he DOESNT exist. no one knows for sure. but everything had to come from something,
and also, the bible isnt to be taken literally. They are just stories on how to live a good life. For example, obiously Adam and Eve werent real, but the stories and virtues that could be taken from Genesis are whats important. Dont take the bible literally, its just a guide.
p.1- I believe in God
p.2- hahah thats a load of b.s
p.1- Why do u make fun of me for believing in God. I dont make fun of you for being gay
p.2- hahah thats a load of b.s
p.1- Why do u make fun of me for believing in God. I dont make fun of you for being gay
by tjizzle702 March 4, 2008
Get the godmug.