Goblin Daddy
compound word; noun; term of endearment; def. one who is newly sober and thus still suffering from severe withdrawal symptoms and drug and/or alcohol cravings; the "goblin" component is in reference to the general appearance of said person, who shall bear resemblance to a wet, scaly homeless person; while the "daddy" term denotes the typically male gender of the subject and former or potential physical appeal.
compound word; noun; term of endearment; def. one who is newly sober and thus still suffering from severe withdrawal symptoms and drug and/or alcohol cravings; the "goblin" component is in reference to the general appearance of said person, who shall bear resemblance to a wet, scaly homeless person; while the "daddy" term denotes the typically male gender of the subject and former or potential physical appeal.
Erika: check out that Goblin Daddy at 12 O' Clock!
Jasmine: Oh that's Neil... He just came back from a relapse
Jasmine: Oh that's Neil... He just came back from a relapse
by Goblin daddy June 15, 2016
Get the Goblin Daddy mug.That friend who comes over without knocking, goes directly to the fridge, and then plants themselves on the couch for a 5 hours of Netflix.
David was already watching firefly on my sofa when I got out of class, I'm claiming him as my couch goblin.
by Silver_Slinky August 19, 2020
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Get the Kiss the goblin mug.A person who spends all their free time in the garage, hoarding tools and rejecting social interaction. Prioritizes working on cars over everything else.
by AcBrittany17 December 2, 2022
Get the Garage Goblin mug.A term that gained currency during the pandemic, especially after repeated lockdowns and potential mental breakdowns, to describe the type of negative, irrational, selfish, or self-defeating behavior that plagued many math educators worldwide, because they were tired of conforming to the social or unreasonable expectations of the authorities, or had little respect for vampires or hypocrites with a say in their pay.
Be it adhering to lockdown rules, working from home, or attending to parents’ complaints, demands, and threats, math teachers and tutors had descended into a goblin math state, when they’re waiting to be fired if they didn’t call it quit themselves.
by Fasters December 5, 2022
Get the Goblin Math mug.A reference to Mexican nightlife star “Luis Fernando Moya” and his large chest. The term has been popularized in Juarez, Mexico and surrounding region. Additionally, an alcoholic beverage named such is available at Esquina de Chihuas bar in Ave. Juarez. The term Titty Goblin has spread throughout Mexican/ American pop culture and a film is also in the works.
Person 1: “Wow look at those boobs they are huge”
Person 2: “Those are nice but nothing compared to Luis the Titty Goblin”
Person 2: “Those are nice but nothing compared to Luis the Titty Goblin”
by Pepe du Pont December 21, 2022
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Jessica: Im going to get water brb (mutes mic)
Paiton : uh huh PROB SECRET FOR LOTION
2 mins later
Paiton: How long does it take to get water THEY PROB JERKING OFF
Jessica: WHAT THE HELL- IM A SLOW WALKER
Jessica: YOU DUMB UNHOLY HORNY GOBLIN
Paiton: UH-HUH YEAAAA U WERE PROB GRABBING THAT JERK-OFF LOTION
Paiton : uh huh PROB SECRET FOR LOTION
2 mins later
Paiton: How long does it take to get water THEY PROB JERKING OFF
Jessica: WHAT THE HELL- IM A SLOW WALKER
Jessica: YOU DUMB UNHOLY HORNY GOBLIN
Paiton: UH-HUH YEAAAA U WERE PROB GRABBING THAT JERK-OFF LOTION
by nutinpass December 23, 2020
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