gruffy

Fucked Up, Messed Up, Wrecked, Generaly Totaled, Fucked Up Beyond All Recognition

1. We got gruffy in da parking lot after the club let out!

2. Dat bitch was trying to get gruffy cuz her friends was wit her

by ya know55 May 19, 2010

Gruff

The Pubic hair of an old person. Referred to as grey muff or grandma/grandpa's muff. (noun)

When I stayed at my grandparents house there was gruff all over the bathroom.
His plastic surgery fooled me about his age until I went down on him and found a forest of wild gruff.
I used my Grandma's gruff to create a Santa Beard.

by Yellow Foot Clouds August 21, 2009

Gruff

To take ones hand and in an upward motion, pet or thrust your hand up the backside of a strangers/friends head in a more forcefull manner.

"Dude, you just gruffed that custodian!" "I know! His hair was all greasy, it was sick!"

by Lorts July 16, 2008

guff nut

gobbet of faecal matter, usually attached to hair close to the anus.

the prospect of 69 heaven evaporated as a guff nut hove into view.

by chumpflower December 16, 2003

gruffnuts

lumps of dried poo attached to the hairs of your bum. See 'Dangle berry'

God damn she's got some gruffnuts

by adam wallace November 15, 2007

Gruffel

The skin that over laps the head of a persons penis.

When i ride my bike my (Gruffel) butter melts.

by ZMSTEV01 December 12, 2010

guff

A misogomy of gerulous verbosity

Forget all that guff about indolent behaviour.

by Hercolena Oliver March 9, 2009