Dried, typically flakey, cum or come on an individual(s) body after ejaculation. They are common on hair and renown for the inability to wash/remove them on first attempt.
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A person whose level of flakiness (i.e. unreliability, undependability, fickleness, etc.) is so extreme that it borders on magnitude of mental retardation.
First he says he'll call me right back, which he doesn't. Then he begs me to go out last Saturday only to bail out when I call him when he's late. What a flaketard!
by Raymond Dang May 17, 2006
Get the flaketard mug.The quirky female protagonist, known as the band geek in the original "American Pie" series. Michelle is played by Alyson Hannigan and deserves an Oscar for her performance as this lovable flute-toting band dork.
She is a fun and loving character, who is well-remembered by her amazing personality and fairly good looks. Besides the fact that she plays the flute, Michelle is also socially awkward (possible case of Aspergers Syndrome) and loves talking about her stories at band camp, by constantly starting a conversation with "This one time, at band camp.....".
Everyone wants a friend like Michelle.
She is a fun and loving character, who is well-remembered by her amazing personality and fairly good looks. Besides the fact that she plays the flute, Michelle is also socially awkward (possible case of Aspergers Syndrome) and loves talking about her stories at band camp, by constantly starting a conversation with "This one time, at band camp.....".
Everyone wants a friend like Michelle.
Michelle Flaherty: Oh and this one time, at band camp, I stuck a flute in my pussy
Jim Levenstein: (spits out his drink) Excuse me?!
Michelle Flaherty: What? You don't think I know how to get myself off? Hell, that's what half of band camp is, sex ed.
(brief pause)
Michelle Flaherty: (getting horny) So are we going to screw soo? Cause I'm getting kind of ansy.
Jim Levenstein: (spits out his drink) Excuse me?!
Michelle Flaherty: What? You don't think I know how to get myself off? Hell, that's what half of band camp is, sex ed.
(brief pause)
Michelle Flaherty: (getting horny) So are we going to screw soo? Cause I'm getting kind of ansy.
by Simplistic Seth July 11, 2012
Get the Michelle Flaherty mug.Someone who skillfully and willfully escapes pre-existing plans with friends or associates (see flake). Able to wriggle out of plans no matter how soon the event approaches with a perfectly sound excuse. Also characterized by the tendency of a person to ignore phone calls or text messages close to the time of said plans.
"Krystal and i were supposed to go bowling last night, but she didn't return any of my calls or texts. What a flake artist!"
"Stephanie said she would hang with us tonight. You think she is still coming?" "Hell no, she has pulled a flake artist on us!"
"Stephanie said she would hang with us tonight. You think she is still coming?" "Hell no, she has pulled a flake artist on us!"
by Rob TheBeast May 19, 2009
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