sausage fest

When there are no women present with a group of men.

Wow, where's all the chicas, this is a complete sausage fest man.

by Jssippi :--> September 15, 2003

festering

The act of going to a third-world country and eating out the hookers. But only if she says "I love you".

I love festering when I goto the Philippines and Thailand.

by Lipless Nate April 14, 2008

noob fest

a large group of people that are playing halo online and are getting beat badly because of their lack of experince

kyle sheehan is leading the noob fest at the lockout

by kyle sheehan August 4, 2007

sausage fest

a party or gathering where the ratio of men to women is 3-4:1.

Tom's Mom: So are there a lot of girls at the car show?
Tom: Yeah there are models, but its pretty much a sausage fest
Tom's Mom: *looking at Tom's brother* Hey Timmy you like sausage don't you?
*Marc and Tom run into the living room laughing hysterically*

by Champ24 June 11, 2006

Feasty

Used to denote an extremely attractive woman; see babe,hottie

That Eva Longoria on "Desperate Housewives?" Man! What a feasty!

by Russ D May 21, 2005

Evangelical Bitch Fest

When a bunch of pompous, arrogant, evangelicals get together and talk about how the world should be, even though they are in positions of power and have no real intention of change- just whole lot of talking and bitching

Evangelical Bitch Fest mock conversation:

Two evangelical ministers meet to discuss problems in the world-

Baptist deacon says, "My church doesn't have women deacons. I think the women in my congregation are oppressed."

Episcopal priest says, "The people in the neighborhood surrounding our church are victim to economic injustice."

Baptist deacon says, "Things need to change in the world to help those people out...Wanna go play golf?"

by Kobe KTizzle October 21, 2010

Fuh-Q-Fest

n. A realm of fanfiction authors and their generally very provocative, if not blatantly pornographic, (usually) slash-related stories.

"Have you been to the Master and the Wolf online fuh-q-fest?"

"No! Sick! I'm totally grossed out by Snupin slash."

by BestSkeptic July 23, 2008