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Evan

An amazing person. The best boyfriend you could ever ask for and more. He’s cute, adorable, funny, and most of all the biggest dork you will ever meet. If you have an Evan in your life make sure he knows how thankful you are that he’s around. Oh, and don’t let him go.
Hey is that dude an Evan?
Yeah of course he is, he’s the biggest dork I know.
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Evan

evan is a headcase
by arrrrrrrgg June 25, 2019
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Evan

Evan is a fat prick that no one likes don’t be a Evan kids
Evan touch little kids in his attic
by Evan likes dick June 21, 2019
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Evan

He is understandable and will let you tell him anything and won’t tell a soul. Evans Love their girlfriends and snuggling with them. Evans are tough on the out side and sweet and kind in the inside. They are very athletic and competitive and once you get an Evan don’t let them go they are 1 in a million
Girl 1: OMG look how hot he is!!
Girl 2: he must be an Evan
by emily920 January 11, 2018
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evan

evan is one of the biggest greasiest simps known to man. he will leave you for the wife all the time. he’s known for face timing his girlfriend while playing cod with the boys. he likes weird videos about old men spanking their cock. he’s a very special individual, but if you ever have a friend named evan. just make sure you don’t get him a girlfriend cause you will never see him again.
joe “dude, did that guy really ditch the boys for his girl?”

jack “yeah, he is a total EVAN”
by sillywillybilly May 30, 2020
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Evan

He is a fat hoe with a 30 minute 5k time and is also the gayest person alive and is a BOOMER
Bruh Evan is a hoe
by Hitler the Jew slayer November 21, 2019
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Evan

An asshole, looks ugly, never serious, never finishes his homework, lies a lot
by Sperix___ November 10, 2021
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