okie-doked

To have recieved acknowlegment or confirmation despite future insincere intentions or actions.

Bruh: When I asked my girlfriend to stop hanging around her ex she essentially just okie-doked me and went to the club with him anyway...

Me: She gettin' it raw fsho

by Afrodizziak September 26, 2017

auntie-dote

Where a parent's sister lavishes attention/resources on the person's impressionable youngster, causing said toddler to become selfish and demanding.

There is no known "antidote" for the effects of "auntie-dote" on a child --- once a kiddo has a taste of "the good life", his expectations/desires become permanently "stretched" or "expanded", and then he'll never again be content with just mediocre/Spartan lifestyle-choices.

by QuacksO August 10, 2018

Jackson dotey

gay

He is such a doryon and Jackson dotey

by Jackson dotey November 30, 2018

Okey Doked

Blowing your nose by placing one (1) finger over one (1) nostril and blowing hard as you can expelling snot onto the ground from the open side of the nose.

Ewww gross, he just okey doked on the ground right in front of me.

by Jennifer Mathis August 22, 2020

cross domed

Being under the influence of alcohol, marijuana, and nicotine at the same time

I don’t usually like nic when I’m already crossed but screw it, let me borrow your vape - I’m getting cross domed tonight!

by Beter Borker June 1, 2022

Bro Dozed

The results of When Bro A accidentally roofies Bro B instead of his intended female target. Bro A then violently analy assaults Bro B so he doesn’t waste his roofie.

Bro B has no recollection of the event, but wonders why his rectum is painfully inflamed

Dick Shirt Jon: I’m not sure but I think that moron Drink Drugging Mike Sam the Red Bro Dozed me last night. My ass is on fire.

by TOTEMIR August 25, 2022

Turtle Doved

When needing to use the bathroom quickly and a turd crests from your anus and threatens to arrive way to early to find a toilet. The turd essentially sits just outside your ass enough to threaten your underwear to be changed!

Sheila could tell a bad shit was coming. Quickly she turtle doved to the bathroom.

by Kriskiki April 7, 2023