yanking his doodle 

Playing with your penis, masturbating.

I walked in on my brother yanking his doodle.

yanking his doodle by Dusty C December 30, 2007

Doobie DickSmack 

When a man colecocks a women in the face with a big ole donker.

John totally just Doobie Dicksmacked Rebecca.

Doobie DickSmack by Rompanstomper May 5, 2010

dodie yellow

Dodie yellow is a beautiful shade of yellow. It's rare to find the perfect shade. It's creator, Dodie, is a beautiful bean.

"Is it Dodie yellow, though?"
"Omg... Is it though?"

dodie yellow by IsItTho April 19, 2018

doodlehead 

A person who screws up all the time
Juggles thoughts in and out of his head

My husband is such a doodle head

doodlehead by Dorothy Mc Elmurry August 11, 2003

'Cock-a-doodle-do! Any cock will do!' 

Phrase attributed to 1930s movie star Carole Lombard after being exposed as having an adulterous affair with Clark Gable.

"At a hastily called press conference, the exasperated Lombard allegedly shouted, 'Cock-a-doodle-do! Any cock will do!' out of frustration.

"Needless to say, due to the times, none of those present printed her words, but bad blood continued between Lombard and an outraged Louella Parsons until Lombard's death."

-- Jim Bacon, "Gable & Lombard: A Romance Made in Hollywood" (Parade Magazine, November 25, 1963)

'Cock-a-doodle-do! Any cock will do!' by Twathenge April 29, 2006

Doodlebanger 

One who arrogantly takes control of a situation/conversation when uninvited altogether. Not only does the individual decrease their social status within the group, they often overcomplicate even the simplest of desicions. Doodlebangers are a rapidly growing group of inappropriate beings usually hailing from rural regions of any civilised country.

Person 1: Let's play some music from my iphone while we sit and drink.

Person 2: Sure

Doodlebanger: Let me get my car over here and we can listen to it on a really good sound system.

Doodlebanger 2: Yeah go get it but make sure it's angled correctly.

Doodlebanger by GREYGOOSE666 October 9, 2011

Yankee Doodle 

Exactly as it sounds, a "yank your doodle", in common terms, puffed up, a dandy, a wanker. A person with an inflated sense of their own importance. A person whose fantasies exceed their abilities.

A Middle English expression. Ye is pronounced 'e by all except the upper classes. Yank'ee doodle.

Yankee Doodle - Dirty Peasant One speaks to Dirty Lower class labourer Two about a well dressed young gentleman passing by, "Yank'ee doodle"

Yankee Doodle by PooBeetle1 January 24, 2011