driddle

A few drops of urine.

"Looks like someone driddled his pants."

by Ignominious Bob May 21, 2009

diddler

A child molester; A victimizer.

That guy who lost all the weight eating hogie sandwiches surprised me when he was arrested for being a diddler.

by talk2me-JCH2 February 28, 2021

diddly dick

Something with absolutely no use or function.

Something that does not work.

These scissors don't do diddly dick!

by AVGNfan May 31, 2009

pip pip the diddly do

A different term for smash, bang, etc.

"Did you pip pip the diddly do last night?"

by Pip pip cheerio September 21, 2017

sissy diddles

Noun

An emasculating type of male masturbation where a sissy rubs the underside of his/her/its clitty with one fingertip. The limited stimulation is designed to increase sexual frustration rather than bring sexual satisfaction.

The verb form of this practice is sissy diddle, present participle is sissy diddling, past participle is sissy diddled.

Within sissy communities, the sissy qualifier is often dropped and they simply refer to it as diddles, diddle, diddling, or diddled.

For a sissy, the only thing better than an evening spent performing sissy diddles while watching sissy hypno is a night spent being a fuck doll for an Alpha man.

by NeverGonnaGetIt69 June 30, 2021

diddly dong

It's that noodle between yo thighs. Most common in men. Exceptions include Donald Trump.

Adon : Bang avec les plus petit pénis dans le monde!
Ragz: LOOOOOOL
Sid: I'd laugh too if I knew what that meant
Ragz: It means "Bang has the smallest diddly dong in the world"

by FapGod March 29, 2016

gosh diddly darn

The country equivalent of "fucking shit bro."

Eliza: I accidentally broke a glass on the carpet...
Elijah: Gosh diddly darn it!

by Uchiha Izuna the Clan War Guy January 19, 2017