donkey boner 

In the letter, Eric Cartman sends to Chriss Hanson he uses the word donkey boner. He uses the word in the episode Le petit Tourette of the southpark series

The letter Eric sends to Chriss:

Dear Mr. Hansen
I have Tourettes and I want the world to understand what its like. wont you do a special resport on ME. So that the world can learn to ACCEPT us instead of laughing at us. Donkey boner!

Eric Cartman

donkey boner by donkey boner October 27, 2007

Donkey Pants 

A very horny guy (usually very drunk) who is thinking with his penis instead of his head.

So tell me again Donkey Pants, you want to give this stripper your car and credit card so she and her friend can go get us some booze?

Donkey Pants by cliffjw September 16, 2008

Donkey Slap 

to slap one in the face with a male's genitalia

"Yo. You know that ho madison, totally pulled my cock out of her mouth and donkey slapped her bitch ass, she got a scrotom outline on her left cheek."

Donkey Slap by Zachthebamf March 31, 2009

donkey kongle dongle lol (dkdlol)

A word used to distinguish from a genuine laugh from the generic 'lol'.

A mix up of the words 'dongle', 'donkey kong' and 'lol'

I have to admit, when I read that comment I did donkey kongle dongle lol (dkdlol)!

donkey kongle dongle lol (dkdlol) by reinforced lemon cake December 18, 2008

donkey show 

as stated above, refers to a woman getting fucked by a donkey, often performed for the pleasure of refined gentleman.

one variation (specifically found in tijuana) is a competition in which different whores fuck the donkey. the depth to which they are penetrated is marked by tying a red ribbon (a la tony orlando and dawn) 'round the donkey's cock. the girl who takes it the deepest wins (i guess?).

person: what's that gold medal for?

whore: i won first prize at the tijuana donkey show.

donkey show by the fishy April 30, 2005

donkey punching her love box 

When a woman is flicking her bean and she is about to cum, she punches herself in the vagina.

Angela said that while she is donkey punching her love box while viewing porn on Xhamster.com, she covers her computer with saran wrap to avoid squirting all over her keyboard.

donkey punching her love box by Monstruoso September 29, 2013

donkey dong

A large sausage such as bratwurst, larger than a wiener or a banger. Often served with sauerkraut (not spotted dick). Best enjoyed with a weizenbier.

Goody! Donkey dong for lunch.

donkey dong by Arschlöchli May 17, 2007