meat curator

A woman who is the keeper or custodian of a man's private parts

Kimberley is currently working as my personal meat curator

by My name is JeffL August 4, 2017

Cartoon Hangover

A youtube channel like adventure time, but so crazy and high that it cant be shown on youtube

dude 1: hey dude did you see that fucked up channel on youtube, Cartoon Hangover?

dude 2:Hey it had the weirded shit I have ever seen, if my child saw that, he would never be a child again.

by deetbug December 15, 2012

Cartouche

The act of ejaculating on your partners forehead and leaving an imprint of your penis in the puddle of semen. (Like a wax seal on a letter)

After having sex with Becky last night, I took a picture of my cartouche for proof.

by SexGuru September 1, 2014

cartoon jerkables

1. Cartoon's drawn in a provacotive and sexual way

2. Hentai

See also: tentacle rape

"After dinner I fully intend to sit down with brandy and a fine cartoon jerkable and wank."

by Tweakumz July 6, 2003

Cartoon

A cartoon is something thats drawn and you watch it when your a kid. Not something like the simpsons, they are animated but not cartoons!

Southpark is NOT a cartoon, but The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is.

by puke February 28, 2005

Cartoonilization

To make something real into something animated in a digitized videogame through process of Melissafication you fuck.

Those cars where put in PGR2 by cartoonilization.

by Rick January 9, 2004

Cartoon Oil

Suppposedly, a drug that takes several months to make, and lets you see everything as a cartoon. After just one dose, you OD, so you die. I have yet to find any proof of it's actual existence.

Woah, I took some cartoon oil, and now everything is a cartoon! Too bad I'm gonna die once it wears off...

by David Seymour September 24, 2006