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convection oven

the act of farting while driving a car with your family or friends, then locking out the windows so no one can get fresh air, then turning the air con to RECIRC so they can enjoy the malodorous effluvium over and over
George was driving his family home from Friday fish fry ona hot summer night and cut one in the car. He then convection ovened his family by disabling the windows.
by kreinke June 22, 2009
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Conversi

To hold multiple conversations.
Tiger Woods was having too much conversi with women and thus got caught.
by Charlotte Arlow Barlow June 24, 2011
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Converception

Noun: a converception; verb: to perform an act of converception.

To have a conversation about a pre- or co-existing conversation that was or is currently being held by two or more participants. The conversation can be reported, paraphrasing or not, using first or second hand information and can refer to conversations that took place between any two persons, whether or not themselves were involved.

If a participant, gaining secondhand information to a previous converception, reports their information to a new participant, the result is the creation of a new layer and so it continues. Had the information passed down turned out to be false, a verbal 'kick' can be performed by one or more subjects to the original converception whereby from thereon the converception is over. Only when this situation occurs are all participants returned to reality.

If the content of an original conversation selected to undergo the process of converception is falsely reported or the result of guesswork, a converception cannot take place.

In simple terms, a conversation that is reported within a conversation. Derived from the film title 'Inception' (Nolan, 2010) where dreams exist within dreams.
Example 1
A: "And David said to Victoria...and she said..." etc.

Example 2
A: "What are David and Victoria talking about?"
B: "David is telling her that he doesn't want to be friends any more."

Example 3:
A: "John told me that Peter told him that David was talking to Victoria about their situation."
B: "Woah! Third level converception, man!"
by LingWhizKid December 27, 2011
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unrequited bluetooth conversation

When you think someone is talking to you, but they're really talking to someone over the bluetooth peice in their ear
"Hey Jenny guess what?"
"I had unrequited bluetooth conversation yesterday!"
"No way man."
"No like way, dude."
by Don'tlaughatme May 5, 2009
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conversation ninja

A third party who "ninjas" their way into a conversation they were not originally a part, usually with a comment which mean they have been eavesdropping for an extended period of time, like a ninja striking in the shadows.
Jackie just pulled a conversation ninja. I didn't even notice her before she dropped that comment about her Lexus while we were talking about luxury cars.
by rmsiii December 11, 2007
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converse

When basketball first came out this is what they were made for
they are the original basketball shoe
guy1:ay man were gonna go play basketball go get ya shoes
guy2:ok *gets out converses*
guy1:what the hell are those why r u wearin those emo shoes
guy2:oh you have so much to learn my friend
by fox_trot June 23, 2009
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converse

A kind of shoe. And a verb, meaning to have conversation.
Person 1: Look at my new converse shoes expressing my individuality and rebelliousness! All my cool nonconformist friends have them becasue we're UNIQUE, unlike you sheep...

Person 2: Nice looking shoes. I might grab a pair myself.

Person 1: O_<... ONLY NONCONFORMISTS CAN WEAR THESE SHOES! DIE YOU TRENDY BASTARD! *stabs 2 to death*.
by Mainshank January 3, 2006
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