National Come Out Day

October 11, the day when most homosexuals, transgendered, lesbians, bisexuals ect. come out of the closet, or expose their true preferences towards sexuality. October 11 of every year is the best time to come out when you're anything but completely straight. October 11 is nationally known as National Come Out Day or National Come Out Of The Closet Day

Rayce: Hey Lacy, I've decided I'm gonna come out October 11.
Lacy: What's so special about October 11 ?
Rayce: National Come Out Day.
Lacy: Ohhhh. Never heard of it. Sounds like a good idea.

October 11.
Rayce: Kay Lacy. It's the day.
Lacy: Oh my gosh ! It's the eleventh already ?
Rayce. Yep.. I'm really scared. I already know I'm going to get bullied and shit for being gay.
Lacy: You have too many friends, my boyfriend loves you ! He'll make sure you're alright. Besides, you're on the football team anyways.
Rayce: Here it goes..

by BOOBIES Are My Life September 18, 2012

Sinema Comedie

A mocking nickname given to the moronic newly elected poseur Democrat, US Senator from Arizona, Krysten Sinema, who has quickly become an undeniable laughingstock.

An indefensible and historically inaccurate defense of the filibuster is just one of the many pathetic contributions of Sinema Comedie!

by Dr Bunnygirl June 22, 2021

come to jesus

Getting called on the carpet, dressed down, or otherwise chewed out in a severe manner. Usually used in conjunction with "meetin'" (meeting)

He was late one too many times, so the old man dragged him in the office for a "come to jesus meetin'".

by Big Bob July 28, 2004

come guzzler

One who ingests large quantities of seminal fluid

She is a come guzzler

by Kecox January 15, 2014

the come up

on the track to mastering a skill or trade.

"yo that dude is nasty! he's about to hit is big huh?"
"yeah, he's on the come up."

by derek "malik" ban February 12, 2008

Cemeteering

Going to multiple cemeteries in long periods of time. Usually done in one day.

"Man, I hope grandma doesn't take us on another one of those cemeteering trips.

by toadsage27 May 24, 2009

Comede

1.) verb. To be funny.
2.) What comedians do.

It only makes sense.

Stupid English language. If haters hate, comedians comede dammit.
Douchey McChuulerson comeded on your status.

by hamalololol September 16, 2010