Cuddle Muscle

When a guy has a few extra pounds on him, it's not fat, it's just extra cuddle muscle. because cuddling with soft things feels better.

Fat guy: "hey there pretty lady, how are you?"

lady: "fuck off fattie"

Fat guy: "its not fat girl, its cuddle muscle. You know you want in on this action."

by poopnaked May 9, 2013

Cuddleplump

A person or object that feels soft, smells clean and is very inviting to hug or cuddle with.

You're such a cuddleplump!

by rougesprit August 25, 2013

Cuddle the Pink Bat

1) Made famous by Twitch streamer Crumps2, a home run hit by a pink colored bat.

2) A euphemism for masturbation

1) "Back! Deep! That was a MOONSHOT, folks!"
"Time to Cuddle the Pink Bat!"

2) "Man, Coach's Daughter is hot! Time to Cuddle the Pink Bat!"

by Byte Man March 26, 2017

cuddlelust

Extreme want/need for cuddles.

"Oh man I'm feeling some extremely cuddlelust right now"

by Depressed_Oppossum November 19, 2017

CUDDLEAR

The Spanish verb for: TO CUDDLE

Let's go home and cuddlear un poco

by KJKJJJJJJJJJJ June 30, 2018

Cuddle Call

when you call someone special over to cuddle, fall asleep, and watch movies all night:)

“ i told this girl to come over, basically a cuddle call”

by idarr December 28, 2018

Cuddle daddy

You repay him by hugs and cuddles instead of sex

I want a cuddle daddy

by UseWallowShit January 3, 2019