/tʃɪmp/ Noun. Portmanteau of "child" and "pimp". Derogatory word for an adult, usually a parent, who exploits a child for online views and monetary gain. Usually applied to "influencers" who lack the talent to obtain followers authentically. Examples of chimps include Abbey Lee Miller, Teri Shields, and Melissa Gisoni.
by I-dislike-chimps July 1, 2025
Get the chimpmug. Someone who rejects the modern slavery of peeing into a toilet. The relationship between man and bowl has always been a constant struggle. How often are we criticized for getting piss on the seat? For getting piss on the floor? This is our natural instinct fight against the bowl, fighting against the tyranny of modernity. Returning to monke is the only way to truly be free.
Slavery and freedom cannot exist together. If we cannot give freedom to every piss chimp, let us do nothing that will impose slavery upon any other piss chimp. I prefer dangerous freedom over peaceful slavery. None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe they are free.
by Alpha Ape January 13, 2021
Get the Piss Chimpmug. 
“I stepped up my game last night, gave her the ol’ Chimp Dunker”
“What did you do with the banana after?”
“What did you do with the banana after?”
by starseer February 1, 2023
Get the Chimp Dunkermug. by Razzle27 February 15, 2024
Get the Dixie chimpmug. by pissmommy October 1, 2020
Get the chimpsmug. by anonymous May 2, 2021
Get the Chimp Co.mug.