When your shirtless with your camera on while in a phone call with your friends eating really unhealthy food, generally a dessert or ice cream, and repeating the phrase “I’m CalorieMaxxing”, typically used as a method of Ragebait, but also can be used for non-ragebait purposes.
Dan kept CalorieMaxxing on call, so I muted him
I had annoyed John with my CalorieMaxxing so much that he hung up.
I had annoyed John with my CalorieMaxxing so much that he hung up.
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"i don't know, bag-colored"
"What color bag?"
"You know, bag-colored, any color bag, fuck!"
"i don't know, bag-colored"
"What color bag?"
"You know, bag-colored, any color bag, fuck!"
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Get the Fecal colored critter mug.A small, but attractive or sexy man. Perhaps he wouldn’t do for your main man because he’s so small but would be a nice little snack.
“See the short guy over there? I think he’s checking you out”
“Yeah, he’s super hot. Too bad he’s so small.”
“100 calorie snack?”
“Yeah, he’s super hot. Too bad he’s so small.”
“100 calorie snack?”
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Catch-all term for all of the nonsensical bullshit spewed by business consultants and middle managers.
Speaker: As you can see from this diagram, an exponential ROI can be realized from our rapid adoption of this strategy.
Me: Fuck me. More 3D Colored Cubes from the boneheads downtown.
Me: Fuck me. More 3D Colored Cubes from the boneheads downtown.
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