CalorieMaxxing

When your shirtless with your camera on while in a phone call with your friends eating really unhealthy food, generally a dessert or ice cream, and repeating the phrase “I’m CalorieMaxxing”, typically used as a method of Ragebait, but also can be used for non-ragebait purposes.

Dan kept CalorieMaxxing on call, so I muted him

I had annoyed John with my CalorieMaxxing so much that he hung up.

by Alactraz6 July 10, 2025

bag-colored

A nondescript answer alluding to any real information. Thus avoiding the snitch hat.

"What color was his hair?"
"i don't know, bag-colored"
"What color bag?"
"You know, bag-colored, any color bag, fuck!"

by chipchip November 20, 2012

coffee colored

what everyone will look like after all races mix for several generations

Brazil is filled with coffee colored people

by Thinking Housewife October 25, 2013

Fecal colored critter

Any member of non white racial origin.

The hood was littered with fecal colored critters as i passed through riding the city bus.

by Sirsmokealots June 30, 2018

100 calorie snack

A small, but attractive or sexy man. Perhaps he wouldn’t do for your main man because he’s so small but would be a nice little snack.

“See the short guy over there? I think he’s checking you out”
“Yeah, he’s super hot. Too bad he’s so small.”
“100 calorie snack?”

by Jrhrh11 August 8, 2018

Thumb Calorie

The energy wasted on useless texting

I can’t waste another thumb calorie on this convo with you Josh and Gina

by wheresward October 22, 2018

3D Colored Cubes

Catch-all term for all of the nonsensical bullshit spewed by business consultants and middle managers.

Speaker: As you can see from this diagram, an exponential ROI can be realized from our rapid adoption of this strategy.
Me: Fuck me. More 3D Colored Cubes from the boneheads downtown.

by geekmalone August 18, 2020