downstairs breakfast in bed

The act of waking your partner with sex in the morning. Complementary to upstairs breakfast in bed, and typically gifted to a man. Borderline rape, so consider yourself warned.

What a beautiful goodpussy day it is; my girlfriend woke me with downstairs breakfast in bed that finished off with upstairs breakfast in bed.

by Goof Knuckle February 21, 2017

Ho's Breakfast

A three musketeers bar and a diet coke.

"After I boned that ho, she asked for a dollar to get breakfast out the vending machines."

by Jrton 3000 April 16, 2003

shotgun breakfast

eating whatever you can find in your kitchen, usually in a fast pace manner, so you will not be late for a appointment.

I woke up late for school so i had a shotgun breakfast of a handfull of corn chips and a few sips of a soda.

by m4rkuz June 14, 2008

Boyd Breakfast

A sexual act of one person inserting donut holes into their anus then defecating into another's mouth

My girl was so hungry this morning, i had to fix her up a Boyd Breakfast

by Dr.ClarkLove November 1, 2010

lumberjack breakfast

When a chick goes down on your morning wood then swallows.

Kim sure is a keeper, this morning she had a lumberjack breakfast and then made me waffles.

by Dub Sack All-Stars October 2, 2007

Texas Breakfast

A meal consisting of pancakes and beer. Usually served for dinner.

The Texas breakfast has left me inebriated.

by Stephen Garritson March 29, 2009

Breakfast Pizza

Leftover pizza from the night before, enjoyed the cold in the morning.

"Hey did you put that pizza in the fridge?"
"Yes I did!"
"Good, i'm ready for some breakfast pizza!"

by Pizzamanlol March 5, 2010