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blitz

to run quickly or cover a large area in a small amount of time. Usually resulting in diving on the ground and getting floorburn
the volleyball player blitzed when she dug a cross-court ball.
by 9er October 9, 2005
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Wolf-blitz

To fire a misty spray of poo all over the clean toilet bowl after holding it for too long and barely making it to the can.
After eating mexican lunch special 45 dean had a meeting and was not allowed to leave. After an hour he ran from the meeting to the bathroom and wolf-blitzed the john.
by Mexican Lunch Special 45 January 26, 2011
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Blitzed

Being relly high, or wasted to the point of having no words to decribe it.
I drank a 60 of whiskey, i'm so wasted.
by j/a June 29, 2003
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Blitz Gun

The shotgun from Ratchet and Clank's sequal: Ratchet and Clank: Going Commando that shoots the hell out of enemies.
I shot the hell out of one of my many enemies with the Blitz Gun.
by PaulJar the Pornostar November 23, 2003
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blitzkreig slut

A girl who was never a slut and then all of a sudden becomes a slut
Mariah threw her life away and when she pulled a blitzkreig slut on everyone
by bobbbbbbbbbb June 11, 2006
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blintz

1.) nasty diarrhea. like, really really runny, sloppy, coat-the-toilet diarrhea. gross.

2.) a pancake-like food item similar to a crepe, but that includes yeast as a main ingredient.
ooooh man, i totally just blintzed all up in your toilet.

i had such nasty blintz after eating all that KFC last night. ugh...

the dining hall is serving cheese blintzes tomorrow morning with breakfast. yum.
by blintzymcgee March 5, 2009
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blitzkrieg

It is a sexual move where the male is hitting that shit from the back (doggie style) and you pretend like your about to cum. Then, you pull out and spit on her back, but keep the real jizz ready to go. When she turns around to see the mess you made, you hit her in the face with all of your next generations (sperm). Laugh it off then get a sharpie and draw a swastika (fuck if i know how to spell) on her lower back and put a tally mark below it. Now, everytime you fool her, stick another tally mark under the symbol. So now when you see a girl with a bunch of tallys, she either likes it, or is a dumbass mother fucker.
Yo, shit cuz, i fucking pulled a blitzkrieg on my bitch then dumped her ass, fucktard bitch.
by Fus10n July 21, 2006
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