Blender

When you're shitting and you masturbate then blend the semen with the shit.

Sean left a blender in my bathroom before he left.

by PopoMcdoo April 18, 2018

blender

a machine that spins to grind food into liquid, usually a smoothie.

Don't put your hand in the blender
Use the blender to make a smoothie

by Billiam Beaver May 21, 2017

blender boy

a long lanky bean boy

damn son, your such a blender boy

by urmum.cuMm June 1, 2018

blended mudslide

After rigorous anal sex and a happy ending with a partner who has loose stools, results in a blended mudslide running down their leg.

Derek wasn’t feeling well, but was still willing to have sex, and we ended up making a blended mudslide down his leg.

by Dirty Jeff’s Friend August 18, 2018

Blunderdog

Snoop, the dopiest of dope fruity fruitloops.

Here comes blunderdog

by RecklessSmoky January 8, 2019

Blunderdog

Snoop, the dopiest of dope fruity fruitloops

Here comes blunderdog

by RecklessSmoky January 8, 2019

Blendixed

When you eat a certain color ice cream , and you skin turns that color.

I was completely blendixed the other day,I was blue

by Leah05 February 21, 2019