biffing plate

The area of a chick's ass that a male's Jackson Pollocks hit off when he bangs her

I sat down on my sandwich.
Now it's flatter than Jenna's biffing plate.

by Theeph May 28, 2003

biffbat

an insult, superior form of biff.

can be shouted at people who steal your bandana or mess your hair up, or screamed out of a car at passing chavs

1. *boy steals holly's bandana* BIFFBAT, GIMMEH IT BACK!

2. holly - OI BIFFBATS! (out of car window)

chav - wtf?

by &hollyHEARTACHE; October 7, 2006

Biffhead

Another term for dickhead.

Omg Donte stop being a biffhead

by Dominick aka sneaky January 16, 2008

Biffel

Best Idiot Friend For Eternal Life

Jacob can be so dumb sometimes but he's my biffel

by carebear358 April 4, 2017

BIFFER

A person with Borderline Intellectual Functioning. Did not finish school. Fancies underage girls/boys. Not stupid enough be in care, but not smart enough to do much else except get in trouble.

The new kids in the rural skills program were all biffers sent out to teach dogs how to jump over fences, but really it was the dogs that were going to do the teaching.

by M. Willybottom April 17, 2018

chippy biff

a vaginia that has an odour and taste similiar to that of food purchased in a fish and chip shop

i went down on fat karen who lives behind the precinct last night and she had a proper chippy biff

by uppo mclesley June 6, 2011

biff

to screw something up in any way, minimal or major can constitute the use if the word "Biff".

Don't biff this one up like last time.

by Alex Osmond May 13, 2005