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a very large and very hairy vagina, usually found on very big girls that are ugly as sin
damn bitch you are huge! i bet you have a bear clit.
bear clit by phenompyrus April 20, 2004
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Bear Dick 

A thick dick that has a base covered in hair. It applies to bear-like men who do other bear-like men.
I love bear dick because it's really nice and bear-like.
Bear Dick by MEATLOAF FUCK!!! October 25, 2006

Bear with me 

Please put up with me for a while

Other phrase: Bare with me. (asking someone to get naked with you).
Please bear with me today. I lost my mind last weekend and I'm still looking for your shoe.
Bear with me by Trudgingalong August 13, 2010

BEAR GRYLLS

A BEAR GRYLLS is known to be the deadliest creature on the Earth. when encountering a BEAR GRYLLS, use extreme caution. use a heavy english accent when adressing a BEAR GRYLLS. if the BEAR GRYLLS begins to do aerobics naked next to a fire in Siberia, you must proceed into emergency actions...
Emergency Actions: 1-Scratch Armpits and make sounds like a Walrus.
2-do the Kit-Kat handshake with yourself....fast.

3-make yourself seem inferior, (which you are) to the BEAR GRYLLS, this is doneby making gesturees of a blowjob.

4-shake a baby
5-shake another baby
6-put your head between your legs and kiss your ass goodbye

If this doesn't work, pelvic thrust again and again until the threat goes away. but DO NOT rap harcore, the BEAR GRYLLS will charge. If the BEAR GRYLLS decides he is going to kill you, there is nothing you can do, he will rip you limb from limb. I once saw a BEAR GRYLLS get shot square in the eye, and didn't even blink.
My brother was attacked by a BEAR GRYLLS and combusted
BEAR GRYLLS by Shankomatic June 28, 2009

Bear Trap 

A bitch with braces.
When a bitch with braces sucks ur cock its like puttin your cock in a bear trap.
Bear Trap by Greg December 18, 2003

Bear with a shark

A security system made by StrongBad of homestarrunner.com to protect beloved StrongBadia from enemies...Or scare The Cheat.
Because da Cheat, he's always afraid when he sees a... a...bear holding a...shark?
Bear with a shark by Adolf December 7, 2004