Anus Beard

The growth of hair in the buttocks

My Anus Beard is full, should I shave or wax it?

by Tobienforcer December 30, 2009

Laziness Beard

A scruffy beard, usually grown by a man who claims to have much more important and time consuming things to do than shave, when, in fact he often spends his time playing online video games and dinning at Taco Bell-esque eateries. Most common on college students or people on their own for the first time. Most can not pull it off, unless grown for the optimal period of 3 to 5 months.

Man 1: "Dude you really need to shave, you have one big laziness beard going on!"
Man 2: "I'll shave after I finish this philosophy paper."
Man 1: "You mean after you finish killing all these Nazi zombies?"
Man 2: "Sure, whatever, wanna get some eats?"

by GoCanes March 21, 2010

Red Beard's Delight

What you get when you eat a girl out when she's on her period and period blood gets into your beard...or on your face...Inspired by the pirate Red Beard...

Ahh man, my girl's been pretty bitchy lately...most dudes would complain, but I can dig it because it means that soon I can get Red Beard's Delight...Ahhh yeah

by tiffyQ January 16, 2011

Honey beard

After performing cunnylingus on a woman you're face is wet and sticky from her vaginal juices

This girl got so wet when I was eating her out she wanted to kiss her but I had honey beard

by Ckelso24 June 13, 2016

Beer Beard

The required unkept facial hair required for guys to have in order to work in a brewery, micro brewery, or to be a beer "aficionado". Can easily be confused with hipsters or some unemployed slob. Although, one comes to find out that some of them are actually hipsters.

I was rejected entrance into the local micro brewery because I was clean shaven. More importantly, I didn't have the mandatory beer beard. You can't try to do something crazy like being and making choices yourself these days.

Beer Beard {hipster follower slob craft dumb

by Furiosa the Accursed June 5, 2016

wandering beard

Where pubic hair pases over the gooch and connects with the anal hair to form one united hair region.

I was going to go down on this girl but she had a wandering beard and I'd already flossed today so didn't fancy it.

by Bwooly1001 March 17, 2016

Glassing beam

Glassing beam is a overpowered leader ability in halo wars 2 it can destroy an entire army in seconds yet some insist it is balanced

“Darkblaze ur shit stop using glassing beam

by Kimmy jong February 14, 2019