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Burnt Reynolds 

Not your typical sunburn; a burn only felt by suave motherfuckers, hence the Burt Reynolds namesake. Tom Selleck, whom I'm sure sported a Burnt Reynolds on more than one occasion during the filming of Magnum P.I., could also work as a namesake, but doesn't rhyme with burn in any conceivable way.

Common amongst those of Italian/Latino/Pacific Islander other olive complections, whom are chronic tanners and/or surfers.

Doesn't show the red of a normal burn because the person is too tan already. Once they have reached their deepest tan, it's the condition just slightly beyond this.

Symptoms; extreme dark tan, slightly crispy texture, with a little extra heat; see "afterburn" but never appearing as a haole red burn; see "lobster face"

Commonly occurs after long surfing sessions in the tropics. Or overtanning by Guidos.
Brah this Indo boat trip has got me straight up Burnt Reynolds... I don't know if my skin can take another 8 hour surf session tomorrow...
Burnt Reynolds by NYGuido February 20, 2011

Burnt Cracker 

An insult often used towards black males who have a white moment.
Daryl R: Man I was watching Home improvement the other day-

Rico: haha Burnt Cracker
Burnt Cracker by Mr. Swave December 15, 2007

Burnt Charcole Lips

When male/female licks or kisses a black man's salty, wrinkled balls.
Mike Schmitt got Burnt Charcole Lips after he invited a 10-year-old black boy over for a party.
Burnt Charcole Lips by Anonymous September 29, 2003

burnt tuna 

1. one who has had sex with several people or simply a lot of sex.
2. a vagina or penis that has been burned from friction, specifically by overuse in sexual activity.
do you smell some burnt tuna?

Jerry's been a burnt tuna since junior high... in fact, I think his fish might look fried.

oh lawd that drunk grrl was just rubbin' her burnt tuna against the whole party for hours.
burnt tuna by spinez June 7, 2010

Burnt cracker 

A white/ caucasian person who try's to act black but it isn't working .

Like you can burn the cracker but it's still a cracker no matter what
-You know that Caucasian kid who's always trying to act black but fails at it?
-yea he's sick a burnt cracker

Burnt Stupid 

An adult beverage made thusly:

Ingredients:
Box of wine
sugar cone
151 rum

Directions:
Heat box of wine.
Place grilling grate on top of pot, and place sugar cone on it.
Pour 151 rum over the sugar and light on fire.

Drink warm.
It smells like.... Burnt Stupid!!!!
Burnt Stupid by The Original Dave October 7, 2008