Australian Rules Football 

Australian rules football is the greatest sport on Earth. With 18 teams competing in Australia’s most popular sporting competition the Australian Football League, highly powerful and athletic players clash for the yearly premiership and for their passionate supporters. Not just national, but local football is also very intense as people come from far and wide to unleash the passion for their club. Australian rules football is the game for everyone, and is growing in popularity overseas in Oceania, Asia, Europe, North America and the United Kingdom.

My mate Jimmy follows Australian rules football, and him and all of his mates reckon it is the greatest sport in the world. Because it is!

If you’re a true Australian, then you’d follow a true Australian sport for a true Australian sporting competition, most preferrably Adelaide

Australian Rules Football by Crowsfan91 December 15, 2018

australian flapjack 

When a man ejaculates on a womans chest, she then goes outside and sunbaths until the jizz has cooked to the point where it resembles a flapjack. She then eats the resulting "flapjack".

Hey, did you hear? Brian gave his girlfriend an Australian Flapjack yesterday afternoon!

australian flapjack by jonstar1028 August 3, 2007

Australian Bull Fighter 

When the Guy starts waving his Penis in front of the girls face, tempting her with it, until she charges forward and he slaps her with it, yelling "Crikey!"

Paul: So I was giving Jenny the Australian Bull Fighter, but then she got pissed off and bitch slapped me.
Matt: Dude, you gotta take control of your bitch.

Australian Bull Fighter by Sexpuns101 June 13, 2009

Australian Roulette 

Trying NOT to hit a kangaroo or wallaby whilst driving on a country road in Australia, but the blasted thing may still jump out in front of you. Trust me ... They cause a hell of a lot of damage to your car! This happens mainly at night.

Me: "Man! You can travel along a country road at night without playing a game of Australian Roulette with a roo!"

Tip: Honk your horn every so often to frighten them away from the road.

Australian Roulette by Snezzle December 15, 2010

Australian Boomerang 

The art of taking a poop into another persons anus. Then this person will poop it back into you, thus coming back to you like a boomerang.

Guy 1 " dude, I heard you did an Australian Boomerang last night?"

Guy 2:" Totally, except Greg had diarrhea"

Guy1 : " EWWWW"

Australian Boomerang by Ron Bush April 3, 2008

Australian Rules football 

A sport in Australia only nationalised in the late 80s, yet is already easily the most popular sport in the country. It is the most popular sport all over Australia except for eastern NSW and Queensland. The game is religiously hated in coastal NSW for no reason in particular.

Australian rules football has its flaws, however once you get to know it, you will realise that it is one of the most all-round sports in the world. What I mean is that to play "Aussie rules" as it is also dubbed, you must be strong, fast, extremely endurant, courageous, skillful, smart and also have that added X-factor to make the athletically impossible possible.

The game is played 22 a side with 4 players on the bench and unlimited rotations. The ball starts in the centre and the players need to get it forward and kick the ball inbetween two large posts. The game is very hard to explain in words and I recommend you watch some games or just simply look up AFL on youtube.

It is a brilliant sport and is probably the most all around challenging to be elite at, as it is rare to be good in all the neccessary areas. You could say it requires the perfect athlete with a very good sporting brain.

The sport will not go global any time soon but will probably become what the NFL is to America.

In the end, I recommend watching it with someone who is knowledgeable of the game, who can explain its little intricacies. Watch it a few times and you will either love it or become confused and angry.

Australian Rules football is the most popular sport in Australia, followed by cricket then rugby (both forms).

Australian Rules football by Dan277 October 26, 2011

australian mustache 

Finely trimmed pubic hair on a man or a woman.

Your mother's skirt was so short I could see her australian mustache.

australian mustache by Capt. Morgan March 11, 2007