assbag

1)A term of endearment used to excite one's lover into a passionate frenzy.

2)The man or woman who often uses the above-mentioned term (see #1).

3)The man or woman who often falls for the above-mentioned assbag (see #2).

1)"Walk with me, my sweet assbag, through vast fields of nasturtiums, and our love will resonate for eternity."

2)Only an assbag would say "through vast fields of nasturtiums..."

3)Only an assbag would date someone who says "through vast fields of nasturtiums..."

by TGirl Rexxx June 19, 2004

Assburgers

Usually mistaken for the Asperger's Syndrome, Assburgers usually happens when somebody forgets to wipe the anal area after defication in the toilet commode bowl. Sometimes the feces is stuck between the two buttock cheeks or buns, hence the term assburgers.

The kid had a bad case of assburgers, so his mom had to wash his underpants every night.

by Hugh Brough-Kitt March 18, 2011

AsSblossom

One who is blooming from within his rectum.

He will soon asSblossom from his asS.

by M-INENT 1 December 1, 2003

assblading

it's like, when you pretend that your hand is a sword, like a blade
and then you, kind of, you know, assblade.

sean: ok, if you bend over in ront of me, i can pretend my hand is an assblade and stab your ass.

by tedium March 16, 2005

Assblaster

Where a man or woman bends over, while the other person gets on their knees behind them with safety glasses on and prepares for the worst. Then the man or woman blasts a big deuce into the others face.

Troy bent over and assblasted Sarahs precious innocent face. Giving her a very memorable Assblaster.

by Sarah the innocent June 28, 2010

assbox

a friend who you concider a tool

my friend Buck is an assbox

by Anonymous September 11, 2003

Assburgers

"Burgers" from one's ass i.e. feces. Another play on Asperger's

Man: Vince has a bad case of Assburgers.
Woman: You mean the syndrome similar to autism?
Man: No, he clogged our toilet!

by TMoneyID December 30, 2010