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Usually mistaken for the Asperger's Syndrome, Assburgers usually happens when somebody forgets to wipe the anal area after defication in the toilet commode bowl. Sometimes the feces is stuck between the two buttock cheeks or buns, hence the term assburgers.
The kid had a bad case of assburgers, so his mom had to wash his underpants every night.
by Hugh Brough-Kitt March 03, 2011
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