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Cucumber Witch

Someone who performs various feats often though unattainable by humans, but scares easily like a cat with a cucumber.
Person 1: How did she even do that? How did she guess that stuff?
Person 2: I don't know, I guess Bouchardino is just a cucumber witch.
by cucumber whore June 18, 2017
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Witch Cradle

Also known as "The Witch's Cradle", it is when someone is suspended in a bag from a tree by a rope and swung back and forth, causing hallucinations. This was used on people accused of being a witch during the Salem Witch Trials.
She was put in a Witch Cradle in an attempt to get her to confess she was a witch
by Nice Try October 1, 2018
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Witches Brew

Using a toilet for #2 at least 5 times over at least 2 days without flushing.
Man the boys and I have been hitting the toilet nonstop. This witches brew is gonna be potent.
by ozzythefroggo May 22, 2022
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witch garden

1: A garden of drug plants.
2: A backyard garden growing legal plants meant for producing usually illegal hallucinogens, i.e. DMT rich plants.
Officer: "Sir, I've noticed you possess various plants known to be vital in the production illegal substances. Could you please explain why you've chosen to grown such a variety of these specific plants in your backyard?"
Owner: "I've grown them all solely for aesthetic purposes, officer. They're just decorative."
Officer: "Ah, very well sir, have a good day."
Owner(thinking): You know, I probably shouldn't have my witch garden at the front of my house.
by ethenog July 25, 2017
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Wenna Witch

by Dragoooon_xjt September 16, 2023
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witch hole

A hole in the exterior wall of a home that is tucked behind something on the interior side, such as a cabinet . The hole allows for evil spirits and/or wolf spiders and such to live among us, but to remain unseen and with unrestricted passage.

It’s actually a good thing...if your home is now or ever was haunted by spirits and/or wolf spiders/bats/centipedes etc, all of which ultimately make their way back to where they were bred to breed themselves.

You don’t want to find a Witch Hole in your house, but if you do, cover it back up and act like you never saw it.
Kalle has the cutest house and she really loved it until she found a Witch Hole behind the refrigerator. It actually explains a lot of weird things that happened there. So, now she looking to sell, obviously.
by cplpeterson March 12, 2021
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dirty witch

When a girl looks very innocent but turns out to be freaky as fuck, with a pussy so tight that it puts a spell on the man.
Guy: Wow. I have never been so enamoured with someone like I have with her.

Friend: What does this this girl have?

Guy: She is just such a dirty witch. I am in love.
by birdgirlrocks January 4, 2018
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