Weed Whacker

A person (usually male) who tends to masturbate after smoking marijuana

I turn into a Weed Whacker after smoking pot

by Mikey69Scmitty May 23, 2018

Double Decker Rectum Wrecker

The act of taking a shit so massive that it makes your anus bleed as it leaves your ass cannon, the sheer magnitude of this mega turd smashes against the water causing a tsunami that

eventually splashes your buttcheeks.

Do you have an ass bandage I just destroyed myself with that double decker rectum wrecker that I left in the toilet bowl.

by Yourmomsjuicypussy April 11, 2023

doodle whacker

a) the art of 'wanking'

b) an insult

Steffehh: OI BITCH!
Bitch: WHAT?
Steffehh: YOUR A DOODLE WHACKER..
(silence)
Steffehh: YOU ALSO SUCK!
Bitch: .... *CRIES*

by S t e f f e h . T e h . S h e x November 12, 2007

tally-whacker

1. A male who has an obsession with masterbation

Damn Jake! Youre such a tally-whacker! Dont you ever take you hands out of your pants?!

by Ryan May 6, 2004

whackers

wireless hackers.
also refered to as 'wibos', or wireless hobos, and hahaha..digital pathogens!

whackers fuck your richo mother, kid! no, not just that ..they can fuck your comp and that BlueTooth cellie you think no one can ave ..(shit! thank gawd i'm a technophobe..).

by hytham_hammer October 29, 2006

black and decker pecker wrecker

1. A mythical/legendary/nonexistent/hypothetical power tool that is said to damage male genitalia, which the mere mention of causes any child under the age of 13 who knows what a pecker is to laugh their asses off when they hear the term

2. A Black & Decker drill

I'm going to town to buy a Black & Decker Pecker Wrecker

by Koby_Fish April 27, 2005

pecker wrecker

A woman who gives you a Venerial disease, thus making her a pecker wrecker.

How did your date go?
Good until i banged her.
Why?
She gave me the hot dick! A pecker wrecker

by chonger December 28, 2005