pole wrecker

when a whore wrecks your pole with her poor ass skills while takin your junk in the jaw.

Anne wrecked my pole because she is a dumb cunt who sucks at suckin dick. what a dumb whore that pole wrecker is.

by chonger November 29, 2005

pecker wrecker

describes a dumb bitch who, while trying to fornicate your unit with her mouth, uses too much teeth and bangs up the sides of your junk as if she were some kind of fuckin shark attacking a bloody sirloin.

My gear is fucked because that porcupine mouth whore amber blew me and scrapped my gear all to shit! That fuckin shark is a pecker wrecker.

by chonger November 29, 2005

pecker wrecker

A woman who gives you a Venerial disease, thus making her a pecker wrecker.

How did your date go?
Good until i banged her.
Why?
She gave me the hot dick! A pecker wrecker

by chonger November 29, 2005

body foul

when a girl has a hot face combined with a nasty banged up body. Usually signified by either little goofy tits with a bony chest or big sloppy flapjack jugs. Also, junk in the trunk(dumpy fat around the thighs)is a major body foul.

I had to throw a yellow flag when the hot girl in the front row stood up because her huge dumpy ass was a major body foul.

by chonger December 03, 2005

Hammerhead

Drew fatslinger's pyscho dirtbag girlfriend whose eyes are spread so far apart that her head takes on the form of a hammerhead shark.

Ashley is a hammerhead whore whose pussy smells like scallops and gets no satifaction from Drew's tiny flacid snail weiner.

Ashley: "Drew, why do those cool ass motherfuckers you call friends call me hammerhead behind my back and sometimes to my face when they dont think I can hear them?"

Drew: "Because, your fat nasty head is so big that it causes your retarded eyes to spread ridiculously far apart you look like a dirty fucking hammerhead whore."

by chonger December 03, 2005

toilet bobber

When you sit on a toilet and and your bait touches the water causing your knob to bob in the water

I hate taking a dump at Ians house cause whenever i sit down on his shitty ass ghetto toilet my junk bobs under water turning my gear into a toilet bobber

by chonger November 29, 2005

zit bodysuit

a person who has zits all over there body.

he took off his shirt and had zits all over, its a zit bodysuit.

by chonger November 28, 2005