chonger's definitions

junk violation

a situation where your "junk" is blatantly making a fool out of yourself

man: "how's it going"
woman: " get away from me you have a raging Junk violation

by chonger November 29, 2005

zit bodysuit

a person who has zits all over there body.

he took off his shirt and had zits all over, its a zit bodysuit.

by chonger November 29, 2005

Junk Violation

Any time your lower junk is overly exposed through your outer clothing in a ridiculous and blatently obsurd fashion.

Billy bad-ass had a major junk violation at the gym when he was squatting in his spandex shorts. what a loser.

by chonger November 30, 2005

toilet bobber

When you sit on a toilet and and your bait touches the water causing your knob to bob in the water

I hate taking a dump at Ians house cause whenever i sit down on his shitty ass ghetto toilet my junk bobs under water turning my gear into a toilet bobber

by chonger November 30, 2005

junk violation

anytime your lower unit is violated, damaged, or broken.

Adams girlfriend was a cold bitch when she kicked him in his gear giving him a junk violation.

by chonger November 30, 2005

pecker wrecker

A woman who gives you a Venerial disease, thus making her a pecker wrecker.

How did your date go?
Good until i banged her.
Why?
She gave me the hot dick! A pecker wrecker

by chonger December 28, 2005

pecker wrecker

describes a dumb bitch who, while trying to fornicate your unit with her mouth, uses too much teeth and bangs up the sides of your junk as if she were some kind of fuckin shark attacking a bloody sirloin.

My gear is fucked because that porcupine mouth whore amber blew me and scrapped my gear all to shit! That fuckin shark is a pecker wrecker.

by chonger December 28, 2005