weekday widow

A wife that does not have interaction with her husband during the week due to pressing obligations at work and irresponsible bullshit on the personal side

Wife: I never see you anymore during the week because you are never home or paseed out in the bedroom

Husband: My boss is breaking my balls at work and that Damned Bowling league! We'll catch up this weekend. For now you are going to have to be a weekday widow

by Rocky Feather Toes January 11, 2017

Bender Week

Week straight of drinking hard!
-Sometimes associated with junior hockey players

Ooh fuck yea me and the boys just finished our Bender Week , and those boys are some fucking legends. I'm pretty sure I saw Hartsy pound about ten beers in a minute

by IlluminatiComfirmed69!?! October 4, 2015

pull an all-weekender

To stay awake all weekend long.

Although I didn't have a good reason, I decided to pull an all-weekender so I could finish the Blockbuster movies before they were due monday.

by Adel7 January 12, 2008

Tope-Elope Weekend

Also known at a "Topie" weekend happens when anyone working in an office setting schedules either a Friday or Monday off to extend a weekend trip. They will generally schedule this time off as pre-approved Vacation time and then conveniently call in "sick" the day before or day after they are supposed to be back at work to extend their weekend.

Tope-Eloping is enjoyed by those office workers who just don't give a f*ck. More often then not, Tope-Elopers are repeat offenders.

Co-worker 1: "Where is "Amber" today, is she back from her trip?"
Co-worker 2: "Well she took Friday off and said she was going white water rafting this weekend so she probably decided to take a Tope-Elope Weekend...you know...a Topie"

Next day...

"Amber": "Good morning everyone!"
Co-worker 1: "Tope of the morning to YOU Amber!"

by J9B July 11, 2011

lost weekend

A weekend lost to the bottle or other drug, often resulting in painful Mondays and the (correct) suspicion that you have a substance issue.

I came home from work to find the remnants of my lost weekend strewn around the house.

by CaptA April 22, 2009

Weekends

A time, according to my teachers, to get caught up on homework.

If my teachers actually thought that weekends were a time to relax, why would they give me so much homework!?

by Mr. Awesome-er November 8, 2009

week day

sunday night, monday, tuesday, wednesday, thursday, monday morning.

A day of the week when you generally don't get drunk....

Exeptions include new years eve

Idiot: Wanna drink up?
Dubs: I got work tomorrow, and its a weekday... idiot...

by DUBS January 15, 2004