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Tar Wipes

When one drops a nasty, sticky defection with fecal viscosity that has the consistency of roofing tar. Tar Wipes require multiple wipes and an inordinate amount of toilet paper to clean up.
Frank: Wow Brahhhhh! You were in the crapper a long time. What gives?
Carl: I shouldn't have went to that all you can eat Indian Curry Buffet last night. My bung hole is burning and I got the damn Tar Wipes. Clean the stall out of both rolls of toilet paper and I still feel a little wet and greasy down there like I need a quick rewipe.
by Eaton Holgoode May 12, 2015
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the Recycler's Wipe

the act of unreeling, but not detaching, a section of toilet paper, utilizing the section for a necessary task, then rolling the section back on to the roll.
Clay saw that there was very little toilet paper left in the bathroom. Being quite considerate, Clay did the recycler's wipe to insure the next person to need toilet paper would not be left without.
by Haywood J. January 24, 2010
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free wired

when u free to be yourself and wild out.. and stay wired all night to party, stay online...

and stay connected with the cherrybomber on cherrytree

all family still together
I'm free wired

Far East Movement was free wired.
by aforada May 23, 2010
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Baby Wipe

The act of placing a crisp dollar bill on the palm of one's hand and wiping a Strippy's puss with it as if you were wiping a baby's ass.
Yo did you see Nick "Baby Wipe" that strippy last night at Gua Gua's?
by Strippies May 20, 2014
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wired deal

When an organization solicits competitive bids for a project, but they manipulate either the requested specifications or the judging criteria such that a pre-determined "winner" was in place all along, this is known as a wired deal.
When the Wikimedia Foundation needed office space for additional workers in January 2009, even though a competitive search for leased space was conducted, the fix was in, and a wired deal made sure that Wikia, Inc. (co-founded by the founder of the Wikimedia Foundation) got the rental contract.
by The Wiki Defender September 4, 2009
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Wipe-and-Type

The practice of going through emails while on the shitter.
It wasn't until I heard the flush that I realized that my colleague on the phone was doing a wipe-and-type.
by Gipple December 24, 2012
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Wipecycle

The act of wiping your ass so many times in one sitting after using the toilet, and shit still keeps showing up on the toilet paper.
Sorry I used all of your toilet paper, I had a bad case of Wipecycle.
by Dangoh February 26, 2013
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