Wasterbation

When girls/females stimulate their body and/or genitals to achieve pleasure and an orgasm. Girls won't admit that they do, but truth is they're just as horny as guys.

I f***ing hate that b*tch!

I know.she acts all high and mighty, but I heard she wasterbates in the bathroom.

That's so f***ing desperate! Who'd have thought she was into wasterbation.She's such a whore.

by take.u.down.and.clean.you.up January 10, 2012

waster

lulu is leaving sharnbrook to become a professional wastemans, see facebook for details

lulu:if your name's not danny you're not coming in!
everyone: you are a WASTER

by POGAWOGA April 19, 2008

Gammon Washer

A word used to describe a vagina on 'Tim Shaws Asylum' on Kerrang Radio.

'I put it right up her gammon washer'

by Dan Pearce June 24, 2005

waster

a waster is a slut
who wastes her gash to any boy around
someone who goes to sleep with anything that moves wether she is drunk/pissed or acting her normal self.

Boy 1: oi have u heard of stacey?
Boy 2: yeh parently shes a waster..i'm going for her tonight

by Juls!!alie May 20, 2009

Wasner

A word that punks use when agreeing with another punk.

Punk 1: Barbie is a slut.
Punk 2: Wasner.

by Rae November 16, 2003

Wamper Shezzed

When An Italian Is Run Over By A Bus With 48 Passengers Inside, One Of Which Is A Sailor.

"I Had Just Bought Some New Trainers, When My Mate Got Wamper Shezzed."

by toM_Lemonn. August 4, 2007

wasterd

The state of being extremely wasted that one shits his pants.

David was so wasterd last night, I had to drive home and then clean the crap off of the passenger seat.

by EricHarmatz March 9, 2008