hyper-ventilaughing

(verb) - The act of laughing through one's nose at an irregular audible level.

Ian: Wow did you hear that guy hyper-ventilaughing?

Todd: Yeah I was sure a booger was about to fly out of his nose.

by Ian McSmith March 21, 2011

Shit's getting vertical!

A term thought up on the patio of an apartment shared by two old college roomates in Ohio while a tornado was rolling through so I've been told but now is widespread in Ohio. It can mean anything and up to...

- The weather is getting crazy

- The party is getting good

- Shit just hit the fan in any way

Ex. Dude that storm is getting really bad. Shit's getting vertical!

Ex. Did you hear about Billy? His girlfriend caught him cheating. Shit's getting vertical!

Ex. Did you just see those hotties walk in the bar? Shit could get vertical tonight!

by Thetruesmitty July 15, 2010

Verticle Torpedo

A cool party trick for a woman to amaze her friends. Begin by doing a hand-stand with legs split in the air. Then have someone insert a lit cigar half-way into your vagina. The goal is to push out the cigar before it burns down and causes injury.

Heather's mom attempted to do the Verticle Torpedo at her sweet sixteen, but ended up burning her cooter.

by DrDiequick December 4, 2006

vestibule

A place where all the UBER 1337 people hang out.

A place to talk about teh buttsecks and the only good place on the internet.

TEH VESTI PWNS j00!

by yab April 27, 2004

Venting

The act of entering or exiting a vent or hole in the ground that only impostors can access in the game "Among Us."

"I caught Billy venting in electrical!"

by Loonytoon94 September 24, 2020

double vesting

when two men have sexual intercourse in the back closet at a formal dinner or wedding. Also see triple vesting.

Man 1: Where did Drew go?
Man 2: Oh, i think he's double vesting with the best.
Man 1: Rad.

by cafemarmalade December 17, 2008

Vertidick

a penis that is bent sideways

after a full day of sex, jason had a horrible vertidick

by Eric Washenko November 6, 2007