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Evan Turpin

The douchest man alive.
Wears douchy glasses.
Wears collared shirt and khakis.
by Steven2210 December 17, 2017
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Jewish Turning Surprise

You let your payots grow and conceil them with a cap. You also have to get circumsiced, but keep the cut forskin in the dick as a skin ring. When you screw a girl, start screaming at the top of your lungs, remove your cap and pull out to reveal your fallen foreskin. The girl will think she turned you jewish.
Dude, when I gave that nazi chick a Jewish Turning Surprise, she cried like she deshonored the Führer himself!
by RicardoSilva7631 January 6, 2018
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key turning penis

When you finally get the most likes on the "daddy's little fidget spinner" copypasta out of all your friends, so you become the most liked in your group. This makes you the daddy of your school/workplace.
Friend 1: Dude, look! I got 500 likes on my post of that dumb copypasta!

Friend 2: Yo, you gotta be the key turning penis now!
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slurpin turpin

a boy from Arkansas who will provide you toe curling suction if you allow him to take a picture in your truck so he can claim its his. He loves fast in the furious and if hes angry will quote "blow your truck up " so do not spook him. He also hates everything he doesn't understand such as any other vehicle manufacture other than ford
wow is that slurpin turpin god for one ride in my dodge he gave it up all night
by mclitdick April 24, 2019
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FPS turfing

Crosshair placement where an enemy would normally be preemptively. Preferrably head level
Her FPS turfing at long killed that guy that was peeking the corner
by Ucci May 1, 2020
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Fans turning

by telling everyone fans turning, you are blowing a phat vape cloud into the mic and telling people it is just your fan that is turning.
dude #1 - aye bro, my fans turning
dude #2 - we know you are blowing a phat cloud give it a rest
by hitlers daughter November 17, 2020
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fans turning

By telling people your fan is turning, you are trying to blow a phat cloud into the mic without anyone knowing. So you are blaming it on your fan.
dude #1 - aye bro my fans turning

dude #2 - give it a rest we know you are blowing a phat cloud
by hitlers daughter November 17, 2020
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