Trucker Bomb

A plastic container that a truck driver pisses into inside the cab of his truck during daylight hours to be later pitched out usually on the side of the road. This practice has come about by the increasingly strict laws about indecent exposure. Years ago if a truck driver got caught pissing on the side of the road by the Po po, he was given a ticket, end of story. But now if convicted of indecent exposure, you must register as a sexual predator where you live. Much safer to piss in a wide mouth bottle and a whole lot legally less complicated.

Billy Bob Big Rigger builds a trucker bomb every day on his run though Ohio. After dark when the bottle is full, out the window it goes to be later detonated by the poor dick that has to mow the shoulder.

by The CLE Steamer May 11, 2009

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truck the foops

the opinion which dare not speak its name despite centuries of fighting and dying in the cause of my right to speak it.

q:what happened to your windshield?
a:i'm guessing it's a comment on my "truck the foops" bumper sticker

by lexicali slim September 20, 2009

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Lifted truck

A truck that has had its suspension modified so that it rides way too far off the ground, usually to the point where the high center of gravity could actually be dangerous. Normally driven by someone who chews dip, starts fights, and has an extremely tiny penis.

My lifted truck has straight pipes and rolls coal, but my dick is still two inches hard. What in tarnation?

by mayanaze February 21, 2017

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