touched

To lose horribily or get raped in halo

Dude we just touched those kids bro

by karkis March 14, 2009

Touchebag

A very simple equation.

A Tool + A Douchebag= Touchebag

Let's get outta here. Here comes (insert name here). He's such a Touchebag.

by jshadows May 13, 2010

tail toucher

a gay man. touches ass. fucks ass. gay.

"omg dude did you hear alan`s a tail toucher.
ewww"

by kirsty006 June 20, 2007

Touche'

right back at you, up yours

joe-"that girl is way out of your league"
girl-"you want to hook up?"
joe-"touche'"

by Keystone Kid April 30, 2006

touched by an angel

When a man/woman masturbates a man, allows him to ejaculate into his/her palm, and immediately slaps the guy in the face with the semen covered hand.

My boyfriend was touched by an angel last night for being such an ass.

by DropKickGrl December 9, 2008

Touche

Fuck the French the Goddamn French Frog Eatin Bastards

-AH! Jacques, como talle veu?
-FACK YEU Sven!
-Touche, Jacques!

by LOLZfukinLOLZ July 24, 2008

touche

to win a battle, or agree with someone, someone would say this from the time knights were around the round tables

knight 1: I challenge you to a duel!!!
knight 2: TOUCHE!!!!

by Rhiannon mother fucking turney January 14, 2008