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Tighty whities

Tighty whities, supposably the nerdy underwear. Completely untrue! They are the comfortable underwear. Boxers no way! Yes the "cool" people wear boxers. But they are idiots. There just jealous that we have the balls to wear comfortable underwear so they give us wedgies!
I'm 14 in 8th grade, i get made fun of all the time for wearing tighty whities. I get wedgies all the time every day. It started in 7th grade. I was changing in the locker rooms when the kid how still gives me wedgies now snuck up behind me with 2 other guys grabed my spider man undies and dragged me out into the hallway gave me to the cheerleaders who dragged me to the the the hall way lockers and hung me on a hook in one of there lockers and since I'm short I was at least a two feet and a half off the ground. With my luck not One teacher saw me the hole day and every kid who passed laughed and took pictures. No one would help me. After school the janitor found me and took me down and let took me to the office and I had my pick me up and bring some clothes because the guys took them. Ever since than I've been getting tons of wedgies.
by Micatalckalot October 29, 2012
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you tight

phrase used by one individual to anger or upset another individual. Used when one can see sadness in another individual when he gets denied by a girl, friend hooks up with his girlfriend etc.
Panza: YO BILLY IS THAT T FITZ HOOKIN UP WITH PJ!?!

LEO: BILLY YOU TIGHT

Cliff: WHERES THE GUMMY BEAR?

GABBY: BATHROOM WITH JULIANO, YOUUUUU TIGHTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
by t fatz February 6, 2009
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tight

In "The Sun Also Rises," Hemingway uses the word "tight" for drunk, intoxicated, inebriated, etc.
"Why aren't you tight?"
by Meg4089 July 22, 2008
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Tighty Whities

A word commonly used by adolescent girls to describe boys briefs. It is often a condescending remark intended to make the wearer of this type of underwear feel insecure. Wearing this type of underwear is often the result of a humiliating incident at your school. Most teenage boys wear these but keep it a secret because they are afraid that people at school will give them wedgies even though people dont even give wedgies anymore with the exception of Jocks, who are the prime
my girlfriend always giggles when she sees me in my tighty whities. she says there dorky but in a cute way.

i would get giggles from cheerleaders back in high school for them but it had nothing to do with cuteness it had more to do with being pinned down in the middle of the wet football field by the football team wearing nothing but your fruit of the loom briefs.
by faceman420 May 9, 2009
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tighty whiteys

Tighty Whiteys, otherwise commonly known as 'regular underpants', are general targets for wedgies and mervins, due to the pleasing effects of the elesticity, which results in a desireable snap and hopefully a tear.

The number one bad bad place to wear tighty whiteys is a high school locker room. Your social life is almost assured over if you are changing with whitey tighteys while next to the varisty football team.

Lastly, the number one comback not to use against the varsity football team once you have been found wearing whitey tighteys, would be anything relating to their jock straps.
Whitey tighteys suck. Boxers are better.
by Yavo November 13, 2003
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tight

That outfit is tight!
by Ashley Green May 3, 2003
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tight right there

An extension of the word tight, meaning something that is really good, but much much better.
by FilthyMan69 December 8, 2007
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