tenderlion

Loin from a lion used in a salty sandwhich.

Lee Jackson had a tasty tenderlion sandwhich.

by Lion-o April 6, 2005

Tender Beefy Chunks

An injury sustained from too much smash-up derby, for example a sprained bearded elder, or swollen dune buggies.

You can tell by the way Sven is limping... that's no torn ligament. He's got a couple tender beefy chunks from last night.

by Das Brick September 19, 2006

Tenderhorney

A young and legal female who is attractive and in need of sexual relations from a male. A female who needs to be sexed. A horney tenderroni. A nymphomaniac who is discovered by an older gentleman. A sexy younger female who is available.

There is nothing better than discovering an attractive tenderhorney as you mature. That girl is a tenderhorney tenderroni.

by charles allen March 23, 2008

tender

an adjective describing someone or something being sexually attractive or "hot", this term is especially used in the male gay community.

That guy and I hooked up last night. It was tender. OR

That guy is ripped, his body is tender.

by Omi Spiekermann September 26, 2010

tendernitis

Tendernitis is a medical condition where the elbow becomes tender. This is usually accompanied with mild pain. Sometimes it will be called tendonitis either on accident or because, since tendernitis isn't actually a real medical condition, the person needs an excuse for their arm hurting.

Peter: "My arm hurts. I think I have tendonitis."
Phil: "Suck it up, pussy. You just have tendernitis."

by Phil Mcloser May 31, 2007

tenderitis

An insatiable appetite for hot 18-23 year old women (tenders).

Sean has 4 tenders on the go right now and he's still on the hunt. Man, that guy has a bad case of tenderitis.

by lollipop_raver_girl June 20, 2013

Michigan Meat Tenderizer

A variation on the Alabama Hot Pocket, the Michigan Meat Tenderizer involves taking a dump into an obese woman's vagina much like the Alabama Hot Pocket. She then proceeds to ride the man's penis on top, probably hurting him. Once he cums, she takes it out and squeezes the penis as hard as she can.

Dude, Vida is disgusting, La'Queesha gave him a Michigan Meat Tenderizer last night and he loved it!

by The Log Jammer 2 April 16, 2010