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Tapper

The former drummer of the band We Are Scientists. His first name of Michael is not needed, as we will always know him as Tapper. He had a beard.
OMG when Tapper left I thought We Are Scientists might finish but then Keef and Chris did stuff and it was all better and we was all happy!
by Buttsecksy Time February 11, 2008
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trapped

When you think you found a cute girl but it's a cis guy with a penis. see transvestite
Chad: hey Jeremy I found this qt on tinder she's like a 9/10.
Jeremy: that's a guy on hrt, I think you've been trapped bro.
Chad: damn
by BigTittyGothGf666 November 30, 2018
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Topped off

The art of diverting a peer/co-worker's attention away from you while you quickily remove your shirt, catching them off-guard when they look back. The more people you "top off", the cooler you become.
(insert name) said the copy machine was out of paper. I grabbed a stack off the shelf behind me and when I turned back around his shirt was off! I cannot believe I got "topped off" again this week!!!
by G-Magic22 April 20, 2011
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Tipped

A derivative from the phrase 'Tip Top' meaning exceedingly good.

Synonyms: Excellent, Bodacious, Remarkable, Jim Dandy, Outstanding
Antonyms: Untipped, Wank, Horrendous, Hogwash, Tommy Rot
I'm feeling totally tipped today
by The Hindhoff August 31, 2013
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Fap trapped

What happens when you're enjoying a nice fap to what you believe is a chick, but turns out to be a chick with a dick, resulting in a feeling of disgust and remorse.
Billy was enjoying some exotic Brazilian porn before he realized he had just been fap trapped about 3 minutes in.
by irehbC December 15, 2011
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Chocolate Smoothie Mudhole Pie Topped With A Cherry

Chocolate Smoothie Mudhole Pie Topped With A Cherry ingredients concist of:

- 1 fairly large (preferably chunky for flavorable reasons) chunk of shit.
- Three to four and a half tablespoons of freshly squeezed seamen.
- 1 ass hole (the female anus is more conveinent for locational reasons)
- 1 unpopped cherry (if the female has already encountered vaginal intercourse, you should wait for her period or ring out a used tampon)

Now that you have the ingredients to create your own Chocolate Smoothie Mudhole Pie Topped With A Cherry, lets begin with the step by step instructions.

Step 1. Grab a blender or a margarita shaker.
Step 2. Place that blender/shaker to the guy/girl's anus, tap his/her shoulder to sygnal to him/her that he/she is ready to release a fresh chunk into the blender/shaker.
Step 3. Carefuly place a penis into the blender/shaker and begin to ejaculate aproximently 3 - 4 tablespoons of seamen.
Step 4. Conceal the blender/shaker and being to blend/shake the substances.
TIP: Weather you are using a male or female's anus, they can prepare for this Chocolate Smoothie Mudhole Pie Topped With A Cherry by not whiping the anus after unloading their ass holes in the toilet, thus creating a tasty crusty base for the pie.

Step 5. Carefuly pour the mixed bodily fluids gently into the crusted ring of the ass hole.
Step 6. Last but not least top the Chocolate Smoothie Mudhole Pie off with a few drops of a womens cherry juice (If the female is not on her a period, already had her cherry popped, and does not have any extra used tampons around, a little punch in the back of the head can cause the women to drip blood from her ear holes into the Chocolate Smoothie Mudhole Pie to add the final ingredient)

Thank you and I hope you enjoy your Chocolate Smoothie Mudhole Pie Topped With A Cherry =D
Eve: Now that we've had dinner what do you have in mind for desert?

Adam: A Chocolate Smoothie Mudhole Pie Topped With A Cherry sounds delicious right now

Eve: You read my mind!
by Loiper May 25, 2009
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Blacked Topped

She has been blacked topped serval times.
by stello February 3, 2009
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