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Mud Toaster

In short, it's another phrase for the act of spitting hot sludge from ones sphincter and further leaving a crust along the outer edge of ones rim.

More specifically, after eating unusually spicy cuisine, a very hot slush of fecal juice makes its way through the large intestine (toaster) and amalgamates with a solid preheated log to form a mushy substance (mud). This mud is then baked for as long as the sphincter can handle.

At the point in which one can no longer clinch, the mud spits and/or spews from the turd cutter leaving behind a crust along the rim. This is when you know that you've cooked the mud long and hot enough for a toasted crust to form.

This causes anal leakage, or what many people know as mud butt.
Whew, this curry is going right through me. It's definitely going to lead to a mud toaster.

Something's brewing within me, and it feels like it's going to be a mud toaster.
by Mudbuttmonster July 27, 2017
mugGet the Mud Toastermug.

twinkie toaster

A twinkie toaster is when you use a twinkie or a twinkie rapper as a condom.
Jim:Hey Harry, what did you do last night?

Harry:I met up with Mary and we got to the bedroom but i couldn't find a rubber so we used a twinkie toaster.

Jim:Nice dude keep it clean.
by yummy tummy boy October 16, 2017
mugGet the twinkie toastermug.

Joaster Toaster

An aspiring Youtube star that frequently makes Comedy content
Guy 1:

I've never heard of Joaster Toaster
Guy 2:

You will
by jeff333 August 12, 2018
mugGet the Joaster Toastermug.

Toaster Bath

Robert hated life and needed to flip all the breakers in the house so he attempted toaster bath.
by Toaster Bath February 29, 2020
mugGet the Toaster Bathmug.

Toaster strudel

When banging a girl you nut inside her and then eat her box.
When I toaster strudeled that chick I came back up with icing on my chin
by Geoward91 April 7, 2022
mugGet the Toaster strudelmug.

hockey toaster

A game where a group of guys all cum onto a piece of toast as fat as they can, whoever cums last has to eat the toast
Everybody come in for a quick hockey toaster!
by bigman12313213 March 2, 2018
mugGet the hockey toastermug.

Toaster Strudeling

The act in which a man draws pictures on his woman's face with his semen.
"He was Toaster Strudeling on my face and called me his little toaster strudel"
by Dibbers the Stripper May 1, 2016
mugGet the Toaster Strudelingmug.

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