Shit Cold

/SHit-kōld/
adjective
1. Of or at a low or relatively low temperature, especially when compared with the human excrement.
2. When its so cold outside that your shit freezes inside of you.
3. May be used in it's derogative term examples of shit cold; food, weather, constipation due to freezing temperatures, a person, place, or thing.

The temperature outside is Shit Cold!

I really can't stay (Baby it's shit cold outside)

I gotta go away (Baby it's shit cold outside)

Do you want to build a snowman? (It's shit cold!)
Girl you colder than cold you SHIT COLD!

by Ddaaavvviiidd March 4, 2019

cold thumb

Cold thumb is Ignoring someone's text message/not typing back/not replying to someone's text.

Keisha: Guapo, when can I come over?
Guapo: …(never responds)
Keisha: I asked you a question, why are you giving me a cold thumb…

by myguapolife May 12, 2017

cold giuseppe

when someone pulls on another's nutsack so hard that it causes them to pass out.

Guy 1: Did you hear about that fight that Darrian and Trent got into?
Guy 2: Yeah, I heard that Darrian gave Trent the cold giuseppe.
Guy 3: Yikes! That's gonna hurt when he wakes up.

by brian 2 February 27, 2023

keep cold

when you just stay Melo and in your own world don't let anybody bother you keep cold

jay: bro that messed up how she do you like that

Demarion: don't matter ima keep cold ice in my veins type shii

by Bmac.248 April 22, 2020

cold knock

To knock on someone's door and expect to chill or have sex without any prior arrangements to do so.

Randy and Josephine had been casually hooking up for a week, but Randy put the kibosh on that arrangement when Josephine cold knocked on his door.

by akfghisfkglafgklsbv October 28, 2013

cold twister

The act of pleasuring one with your mouth while hold cold cubes of ice in your mouth.

For example:

Jane gave Dave the cold twister :0

by Maninawhiteshirt April 10, 2015

cold grain

Cocaine.
(It is highly recommended that one wears a gold chain while on cold grain.)

Cold grain is a hell of a drug.

I'm on cold grain. Every girl wanna hold my chain while I fuck their brains out on the mustang.

by Durt-Nasty January 24, 2009