sasquatch

your friends girlfriend who is three times the size of him and has a massive swamp crotch vagina.

He really needs to get rid of that sasquatch vagina

by JP$ September 30, 2003

sasquatch

a furry beast with idiot tendencies. resembles a hairy loogie. insists that equal fractions, such as 1/2 and 4/8 are, in fact, unequal. also hasn't shaved her legs in a month.

man that sara is a real sasquatch.

by do i have to??? January 11, 2009

Sasquatching

A tactic for escaping a zombie apocalypse suggested by Robet Kirkland on The Nerdist Podcast, wherein you go to the woods, find sasquatch, and both you and sasquatch hang yourselves, while jerking each other off.

Well, I guess it's finally time to go Sasquatching.

by PeggyAnnoyed December 12, 2011

Sasquatch

The act of quickly driving away from a person who is attempting to open the door to get in your car.

Kevin-Dude, call Maddie, I wanna sasquatch her so bad

Ben-Okay.

by smalltitsbigtitsniggatitspinea January 10, 2012

Black sasquatch

The only unrecognized member of the sasquatch family. You always hear shit about yeti (white sasquatch) or red ones or even brown ones. The black sasqautch walks around town with its homies almost always wearing lakers jersys and will beat the shit outta any white sasquatchs walking in their hood. They often eat orphans. They say if you listen hard enough, you can hear their screams or if you pay enough attention to the taste, you can taste their broken dreams....

The black sasquatch saw a yeti in his hood so he kicked his ass with a baseball bat.

by Black Sasqautch October 28, 2010

Squatchin

When that bitch look like bigfoot. Looking like a hot mess, ratchet.

When that bitch look like bigfoot

"That bitch be squatchin."

by BlingBlingGalaxy November 1, 2015

Sesquatchi

the red rash that occurs between the legs of a large woman who doesn't powder properly.

Shaquita's skirt be so short, when she bend over, you can see that sesquatchi all over her legs.

by HannahStevieD January 21, 2011